Why not just name the child Bling Trump? Barron William Trump? Jesus.
Donald Trump and wife Melania may have welcomed a son on Monday – Barron William Trump, 8 1/2 lbs. – but the new father will be back to work on his The Apprentice on Friday, when he oversees auditions for his NBC reality program’s next season.
Meanwhile, Trump can obviously multitask. Just hours after his son was born early Monday morning, the new dad was announcing the birth on MSNBC’s Imus in the Morning. “I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young,” he said during the telephone interview. Trump already has four children by his two former wives, Ivana and Marla.
On Monday Trump told PEOPLE he’s thrilled about becoming a father again. “It’s a beautiful baby and she’s a beautiful mother.” Of his wife Melania, Trump said, “I just think she’s looking forward to being a great mother. I have no doubt how good she will be.”
Of course Donald will be back at work, the man lives for his work. Plus, it isn’t like he had the baby himself. We love the fact that Donald has all the confidence in the world about the mothering abilities of his wife, and needs to comment on them. He’s not going to go and say something like, let’s just hope she doesn’t accidently kill the child.
On a total side note, does anyone still watch The Apprentice? If so, could some one please tell me when Brent went way, Way, WAY, WAY over the line?