Read what mega-ignoramus said about why America didn’t want Ben and Jennifer to last.

All the same, Affleck seriously believes that America didn’t want him to be with Lopez – because of issues of “race and class.”

The country suffers from “a heavy-duty Puritan influence,” he says in Rolling Stone. “We were thought of as two different people, not just racially, but culturally.” (Let’s hope the Puritans can handle Lopez’s pairing with Nicole Kidman. They’re due to co-star in “American Darlings,” a period drama about a white female swing band that joins forces with black and Hispanic musicians, Variety reports.) [NYDN]

An open letter to Ben Affleck.

Dear Ben,

I just wanted to give you the real explanation as to why America didn’t want you and Jennifer to last. However, I feel that I must clear up a few things for you. I know it’s very confusing, but despite being called Bennifer, you and Jennifer are actually two different people. If you’ve noticed recently, she isn’t around anymore. That’s the two different people thing going on there. Also, you are also different racially; you being caucasian and Jennifer being a Latina. There are also some cultural differences as well, you being from Boston and Jennifer being from the block.

Now onto the important stuff. Why America hated you as a couple. You’re an arrogant, self-promoting, gambling, snob while Jennifer is a stuck up, self-promoting, man-eating, bitch. It just wasn’t meant to be.

Go now, and be at peace with what is left of your manhood.

Love,

Miu