Ben Affleck’s Scrotum

June 10th, 2005 // 11 Comments

That Ben, he’s such a nut.

Ben Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The “Jersey Girl” director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a “Fruit Basket.” Smith explains: “I’d be sitting in the di rector’s chair and I’d be watching a playback, and he’d stand behind me. Every once in a while I’d feel something on my neck. I’d be like, ‘What the [bleep] was that?’ And I’d turn around and he’d have his [scrotum] out and resting on my neck. I was like, ‘What the [bleep] is wrong with you, dude?’ What if it got out in the press that that’s the kind of thing you do?’ He’s like, ‘No one would ever [bleeping] believe you, sir.’ “

Jennifer Garner has quite a catch there.

Affleck’s Loads Of Fun [Page Six]

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  1. Jax

    I didn’t know Affleck’s scrotum was big enough to get as far as Smith’s neck.

    Jax

  2. doofus

    hmmm…sounds kind of gay…

    I don’t know of a single hetero male that I know that would do something like that…at least, to another guy.

    ew. quite a catch, indeed.

  3. Bradley Woods

    No its fucking hilarious. You want to piss somebody off? Put your sack on their head. :)

  4. Steve

    It doesn’t matter how old a man gets. Things like this are always funny. At least to guys. Don’t ask why, we don’t know. Fruit Basket, Pressed Ham, The Upper Decker, The Dirty Sanchez. All Classics.

  5. Why his “neck.” Someone … please help me to understand.

  6. KM

    As Bradley Woods said, most guys think this stuff is a riot, regardless of age. The cool guys in my high school used to do this all the time, but it was known as fruit cup. Pressed ham was another fave.

  7. Bradley Woods

    Dont get me wrong I would never think to do this, its gross. But guys name all types of body part “moves”. I.E. fruit cup, dirty sanchez, the shocker, to name a few. IMO its only funny when it happens to somebody else. If I was Kevin I would have raised hell.

  8. I thought it was called ‘teabagging’, or does that only apply to scrotums on faces?

  9. Bedstuy

    I’m a girl and I think that’s fuckin’ hilarious! It actually makes me like him that and he gets to slap Jen G.’s ass which I would love to do. (kinda gross cuz she’s preg now but later…..)

  10. “I’m going to powder my nose. Could you watch my bag?”

  11. Check out Brian Battjer’s site http://ikeepadiary.com This is a common occurence.

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