Beyonce And Her Artificial Jazz Hand

October 13th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Here’s Beyonce‘s new video for “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It.)” This is a very assy video. Beyonce’s shaking her hamhocks and urging women to dump their boyfriends if the guy hasn’t proposed, yet. Some dumb bitch is going to dump her boyfriend over this. I like this track better than the one where Beyonce’s the slutty lady cop involved in a school play with a twist ending, though. Anyway, check it out and please explain to me why she has a Terminator arm.

Here’s Beyonce‘s new video for “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On
It.)” This is a very assy video. Beyonce’s shaking her hamhocks and
urging women to dump their boyfriends if the guy hasn’t proposed, yet. Some dumb bitch is going to dump her boyfriend over this. I like this track better than the one where Beyonce’s the slutty lady cop involved in a school play with a twist ending, though. Anyway, check it out and please explain to me why she has a Terminator arm.

By J. Harvey

  1. Wendy

    Because she can – you nasty tired white girl.

    The world is starting to get tired of you tired ass white american girls – no life – just wanta be like me!!!

    Go buy a fake ass like Kim Kardashian – now Reggie is emabarrassed cause his teammates are laughing at his ass – he got a fine fake ass white girl that cant f**K – but us women of color knew that.

  2. jon

    Hey Wendy,
    You really have to get a grip on yourself. Really.

  3. misslala

    Wow, Wendy, you’re right. I DO want to be like you…bad, racist attitude and all!

  4. skrpune

    OH MY GOD, that ‘put a ring on it’ was the most ass-tastic (in more ways than one) and annoying video I’ve seen in a long time. That song is incredibly irritating and repetitive, ugh. Nice plug for her crappy clothing line mid-song too.

    Although it’s not my usual chosen genre of music, I do kinda like the “if I were a boy” song, but I do not like Beyonce’s version of it. It’s overdone and too dramatic and doesn’t feel real. The original writer is a singer as well and her version is more toned down and doesn’t come with a cheesy-ass video. Okay, she was fine in the Austin Powers movie, but that was supposed to be bad & campy – does she really think she can act and that all things filmed need to be that cheesy and over-emoted?

    By the way folks, don’t feed the trolls like Wendy…it’s like pigeons: if you keep tossing crumbs at them, they’ll keep coming back and you’ll just end up getting covered in poo.

  5. Kristen

    Hey Wendy, I’m white and damn proud of it, girl! And maybe I don’t want to be a slut. So take a look at yourself and step down.

    Did anyone say anything racist toward this video? No. Calm down.

  6. Shantel

    all yall white girls need to just calm DOWN now. wendy gots just as much right as all yall to say whatever she pleases. beyonce is HOTT and she can do what she wants too. why don’t you quit commentin on stuff if you dont like it. this just makes me heated you whites wish it was al about you but it aint. no way. never again.

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