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I have to give it to sad little sister on this one. Solange Knowles is making orange look presentable. Well, this time. Beyonce seems to have thrown in some sort of towel. Or put it on. She’s got that “I’m married and over it” look going on. She keeps this shit up and Hova is going to find himself another piece. Work to keep your man, B!
Plus, never wear all white. You’re going to spill something on it. Worchestershire, beer, salsa, semen. And yeah, semen will still show up! It dries yellow. Then again, Beyonce’s one of those chicks who’s probably never had semen near her ever. She’s kind of “pull out of me and go take care of it in the bathroom. I felt a weave track tear and I need to fix that shit. I have a shoot tomorrow.”
Sorry to work blue, but it’s Friday.
I have to give it to sad little sister on this one. Solange Knowles is making orange look presentable. Well, this time. Beyonce seems to have thrown in some sort of towel. Or put it on. She’s got that “I’m married and over it” look going on. She keeps this shit up and Hova is going to find himself another piece. Work to keep your man, B! Plus,
never wear all white. You’re going to spill something on it.
Worchestershire, beer, salsa, semen. And yeah, semen will still show
up! It dries yellow. Then again, Beyonce’s one of those chicks who’s
probably never had semen near her ever. She’s kind of “pull out of me
and go take care of it in the bathroom. I felt a weave track tear and I
need to fix that shit. I have a shoot tomorrow.”Sorry to work blue, but it’s Friday.
Mia | August 1, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Didn’t lil sis Solange have a baby when she was like 14 or something ? Does she even sing or what is her deal ?
Perhaps she needs some cash for day-care…I hear that s#*t is expensive.
Hope everyone’s enjoying their summer :0)
J | August 4, 2008 at 7:36 am
Solange is damn ugly and would never look better than Beyonce in a million years.