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Unsurprisingly, the rap debut of the man most famous for impregnating Britney Spears was just as ridiculous as everyone anticipated. From Yahoo! News:

On Sunday, Federline — also known as K-Fed and Mr. Britney Spears — performed his new single “Lose Control” to the peppy crowd at the eighth annual Teen Choice Awards, which aired on Fox. Introduced by his wife, who was dressed in a cleavage-baring mini-dress despite her late pregnancy, Federline stalked about the stage with attitude as he rapped about his bling, popping Cristal (obviously oblivious to the whole hip-hop Cristal boycott) and his amazing rhyming skills. “Don’t hate because I’m a superstar! And I’m married to a superstar! Nothin’ come between us no matter who you are!” he declared, as dancers pop-locked as his side. It was the most anticipated performance of the night — and the most ridiculed. By morning, videos of it were splashed on Web sites like YouTube.com and various blogs, accompanied by catty comments mocking both Federline and his wife.

Meanwhile, Britney couldn’t have looked happier that her husband had found a day job that didn’t involve getting her pregnant. Avoiding any awkward moments where fake compliments would have to be paid, many stars fled the scene of the after-party. According to Cbs2Chicago:

After watching “Mr. Britney Spears” — Kevin Federline — give that horrible hip-hop performance at the Teen Choice Awards last weekend — most of the stars skipped the big after-party — worried they would run into “K-Fed” — and feel like they’d have to say something nice to him about his gig. Among those reportedly running from the scene: Jessica Simpson, Dane Cook, Mischa Barton, Brandon Routh, the Olsen twins and Nelly Furtado.

Nice, although, when did Hollywood celebrities start feeling uncomfortable being fake?

More photos of Kevin Federline “performing” at the Teen Choice Awards are after the jump.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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