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WHICH online gossip has friends worried? He’s sent very nasty notes to random people out of the blue, and some say the teetotaller is back on the sauce.
Well it’s none of the lovely ladies here at A Socialite’s Life because it’s a “he”. And it’s not me because, although I’m fine with sending nasty notes, you know my drunk ass was never on the wagon.
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perez?
Michael K?
Christ, who knows…
J.Harvey, on the wagon??? Yah right, he sounds like the kind of dude you’d have to pick up on a guardrail somewhere in the middle of the night!
Ted Casablanca
I googled Ted Casablancas and alcoholic and found an old “Ask Ted” entry.
Dear Ted:
You have said you’re a recovering alcoholic. How do you survive in the entertainment industry without drinking and drugs?
I just conjure up Mel, baby, all there is to it.
It wouldn’t be Michael K unless it was “man sauce”. ahem…
Perez Hilton is a meth-head, so I would say it’s Casablanca, he is know to booze it up.