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Which editor of a national magazine, “stoned, drunk and out of his mind,” started disrobing in front of a small group of horrified people in his hotel room during a recent junket to San Francisco? The gordo gazetteer then tried to make out with a male member of the party.(Source: Gatecrasher)

Which movie honcho’s wife just caught him in bed with a young male agent at a powerful talent agency? The dishy dalliance would certainly explain the preferential treatment the movie man once showed his hunky friend when he was the friend’s boss at the agency. (Source: Page Six)

Which notorious kiss-and-teller­ says he has one more untold ­celebrity sex story the ­tabloids would kill to know? If you ­believe him (and the jury’s out on that), this one’s an Oscar winner. (Source: Gatecrasher)

Which socialite/designer has added some more plastic surgery to her resume? Pals say she’s either had breast implants or “she’s wearing balloons beneath her shirt.” (Source: Page Six)