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• Angelina Jolie is showing off her bump to everyone. [Just Jared]
• A receipt from Whitney Houston‘s trip to Target circa 2002. [WOW Report]
• An in depth look at Matrix gender bending director Larry Wachowski. [Perez Hilton]
• Are you unfamiliar with model Carolyn Murphy? Have a look. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
• Have you tried ass-vertising lately? [PopDrain]
• Who wants to own Vincent Gallo‘s sperm? Anyone, anyone? [City Rag]
• Is Johnny Depp in line to become the Joker in the next Batman flick. [Egotastic]
• Pink doesn’t look awful in her wedding dress. [Hollywood Rag]
• Elizabeth Hurley vamps it up on the pages of Esquire. [SaveManny]
• Jossip watches South Beach so you don’t have to. [Jossip]
• Carmen Electra shows off the goods. [Hollywood Tuna]