- See Paris Hilton sauntering through a huge pile of some drunk person’s vomit outside of a club. You know you want to. [IDLYITW]
- Sisters Jessica and Ashlee Simpson hit Sydney, Australia this week. The went down under to attend MTV Australian Video Music Awards. [Egotastic]
- Ricky Martin has his belly button pierced. Oh my! [Towleroad]
- It seems like I wasn’t the only one who thought Tom Cruise‘s abuse revelation timing was just a bit to coincidental. [Past Deadline]
- What if Natalie Portman morphed in Mary-Kate Olsen. [CityRag]
- Pamela Anderson is a Pussycat Doll. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Rapper Kanye West is his own harshest critic. I beg to differ. [Hollywood Rag]
- Jessica Simpson‘s boobs return. [Yeeeah!]
- Oh Paula, when are you not whacked out of your mind? [BlogNYC]
- Get a preview of Lindsay Lohan in her new romantic comedy, Just My Luck. [Just Jared]
- Please make sure you check out my blog husband, The Corsair, at WYSIWY’s show April 18th at the Bowery Poetry Club (308 Bowery, Downtown Manhattan; right across from CBGB’s). The title is “True Confessions,” so, right there you know that the night will be goddamned filthy and thoroughly disreputable. [The Corsair]














Is Jessica wearing a ring on her left hand?