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This is one of the highest honors. Law & Order is filming an episode with a plot based on Anna Nicole’s death . Who’s the lucky lady playing the character based on Anna? The ghetto Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Kristy Swanson.

Sources tell Fox.com’s Roger Friedman that the first, fictionalized TV version of the tragedy will be filmed shortly, and that Kristy Swanson, the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, will play Anna. As for Howard K. Stern, sources say he could be played by Jon Lovitz. A character based loosely on Anna’s mom Virgie Arthur and her half-sister Donna Hogan will also be included, while Larry Birkhead’s role supposedly isn’t being included.

In a weird way, this fits. Kristy’s no stranger to scandal seeing as she stole her Ice Skating With The Stars (or whatever it was called) partner from his wife and got knocked up by him. Nice work, Kristy. Way to try to stay out of obscurity. Also, Sam Waterston always appears drunk to me. He probably has Parkinson’s, which makes me an asshole but if not – I get the feeling his lunches are liquid. Anna would have approved. See, destiny!