The old British queen has a few things to say about a few of his fellow celebrities.

ON MADONNA: “I just think she’s a vile, hideous, horrible human being with no redeeming qualities. There’s nothing nice about her. I’ve never heard anyone say anything nice about her at all.”

ON ROBBIE WILLIAMS: “He could use my help. The last album was terrible. He’s at that point where he’s just throwing anything out. He needs another ‘Angels’ or something really classy.”

ON ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER: “[People] always go on about ‘theatre is a dying art form and we must save it’, and then we just put on another Andrew Lloyd Webber re-run. It’s tragic.”

ON ELTON JOHN (after a hotel lift failed on him): “Imagine if that was Elton John, the drama that would have ensued? David Furnish would be spitting feathers right now.”

Now, I wonder what they would have to say about you George?

Oh Boy, George [The Independent]