Brad Garrett Isn’t Feeling Pap Love

November 12th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Former Everybody Loves Raymond star Brad Garrett got salty with the paparazzi last night and started to dole out some violence. This is something he’s known to do. Garrett was outside of Dan Tana’s when the flashing lights set him off, much like when movement causes a shark to bite your ass.

Garrett slapped at some cameras and started screaming and lecturing people and challenging people to fights. He sorta did that thing that drunk frat boys do when the bars close down and they didn’t find some tail so they square off in the street outside of the bar and keep circling back in some sort of dumb guy ritual?

Granted, some of the paps were trying to provoke the big guy as one was heard to remark “He’s a tall [f-bomb slur for gays] anyway.” Someone wanted some hot pics of Garrett rearranging his weasel features!

TMZ reports that someone filed a battery complaint against Garrett, naming him as a “suspect.” We’ll see how that one fares. Garrett’s fedora was totally jaunty, though.


Former Everybody Loves Raymond star Brad Garrett got salty with the paparazzi last night and started to dole out some violence. This is something he’s known to do.
Garrett was outside of Dan Tana’s when the flashing lights set him off,
much like when movement causes a shark to bite your ass. Garrett
slapped at some cameras and started screaming and lecturing people and
challenging people to fights. He sorta did that thing that drunk frat
boys do when the bars close down and they didn’t find some tail so they
square off in the street outside of the bar and keep circling back in
some sort of dumb guy ritual? Granted, some of the paps were trying to provoke the
big guy as one was heard to remark “He’s a tall [f-bomb slur for gays]
anyway.” Someone wanted some hot pics of Garrett rearranging his weasel
features!TMZ reports that someone filed a battery complaint against Garrett, naming him as a “suspect.” We’ll see how that one fares. Garrett’s fedora was totally jaunty, though.

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