Brad Pitt Not Joining The Political Machine

August 13th, 2009 // 3 Comments

Although people in New Orleans love him and would gladly vote for him, Brad Pitt has written off the rumor that he is going to run for mayor. In an interview with NBC’s Today, Brad talked about his charity Make It Right, which works to build hopes for the displaced victims of Hurricane Katrina.

He said he would serve if chosen, but he quickly followed that up with “I don’t have a chance.” What platform would he be running on? “I’m running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform.” I like it. I’d vote for you.

Make It Right is in the process of reaching it’s goal of 150 homes rebuilt by the end of 2010, but Brad is still frustrated that he can’t do even more for the city. Don’t worry Brad, I’m sure the 150 homes you built, plus the fact that major architect Frank Gehry will be designing things, still makes you the most popular person in New Orleans.

Brad has been looking so distinguished recently with the graying and the goatee. I don’t know if I like it or now. I do like that he’s going to be on Real Time With Bill Maher though. That should be fun. Maybe he’ll reveal even more places that he and partner Angelina Jolie like to have sex. I feel like that’s the only thing the two of them will ever tell us about. Oh well.

Make sure to go after the jump to watch the video of Brad’s Today interview. It’s a good one. Trust me.

Gallery Info: Brad Pitt enjoying a nice glass of scotch at the premiere of The Time Traveler’s Wife.

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Comments (3)

  1. FreePress | August 13, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Brad you lost me at the Parade interview. True love is when someone else’s interests trump your own? Did you think about that? Good thing you never met Mother Teresa.

    The interview today was the last straw. Ban religion? Huh? Rights for everyone but the religous folk? Do you know how stupid you sound?

    You’ve been too cocky since the twins were born. You don’t have Angie tied up. She doesn’t need you, you need her. Angie, we love you, lose the jerk.

  2. FreePress | August 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Brad is a drag, drag, drag. He has been too full of himself the last year or so and it is unfounded.

    ANGIE IS THE STAR! You’re just an aging redneck who stars in Tom Fords fantasies.

  3. jane | August 17, 2009 at 7:42 am

    They deserve each other. Two pretentious assholes who constantly blab about their charity work and hold themselves as being better than everyone else. The arrogance of these two is nauseating and sickening.

    They both need to go away and get over themselves.

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