Brad Pitt Uses His Kids to Get High

September 20th, 2007 // 12 Comments

No, he doesn’t like to roll them up and smoke them–he just believes that having his children in his life keeps the doldrums away. When talking on ABC’s Good Morning America, Brad admitted that before he had kids, he felt as if the success he’d acquired in his career just wasn’t what he was looking for to make him happy. He says that his prairie roots–a childhood growing up in Missouri–left him with an innate sadness familiar to those native to the region, but that the light-hearted spirit of his kiddos help Brad to see the brighter side of things.

“They say the funniest things I’ve ever heard,” he said. “They’re the funniest people I’ve ever met.”

He also, of course, credits Angelina with his upbeat mood.

“One of the things I’m most happy about for my kids is that they have a mother, I think, because she’s amazing.”

I’m sorry, I just looked at my title again and imagined Brad snorting his kids. That’s ridiculous. His nostrils are way too small. It would make much more sense if I were the one doing it.

(WENN)

More photos of Brangelina signing some autographs after the jump.

(WENN)

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Comments (12)

  1. penelope | September 20, 2007 at 9:06 pm

    you know how i know what he’s saying is true – i feel that way about my children and husband. it’s nice to see how he’s evolved as a person. never liked him much but do now.

  2. devil | September 20, 2007 at 9:34 pm

    I like what Brad is saying. I’ll like it a whole lot better if he’s still saying it in ten years.

  3. FreakyZ | September 20, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    Can someone please shut this shithead up? I am sick of hearing him talk.

    just SHUT THE FUCK UP already, both of you!

  4. patty | September 20, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    He’s a consumate manipulater; thinks the public is stupid and he can turn his well earned bad rep around by using people such as his recent comment about his ex-wife, and always comments about the children BUT where is the stability , homelife for those children?…FIVE nannies that’s where, and i hear it’s manditory that NO ONE but they hold those kids in public….hey PittY-Boy, your 15 min of fame is wayyyyy over….take a hike and drag that psycho=azz ho with you

  5. Persistent Cat | September 20, 2007 at 11:10 pm

    I kind of feel sad for him when he says, “my kids.” Because you know he and Angie won’t last (don’t freak out, I’m just basing that on most Hollywood marriages/couplings) and you know she’s taking those kids and running and he’ll never see them again. Then he’ll morph into his next girlfriend.

  6. starlight | September 21, 2007 at 2:38 am

    i wish the papers would be quiet about pitt and jolie who cares, you can tell angie the slut is aging brad very quickly.

  7. starlight | September 21, 2007 at 2:40 am

    i wish the papers would be quiet about pitt and jolie who cares, you can tell brad and angie are aging very quickly!!

  8. someone | September 21, 2007 at 4:35 am

    I used to think he was sooo hot, but since he hooked up with AJ, he looks so used up and old…Angie must be a vampire…she sucked all the hot out of him.

  9. green cardigan | September 21, 2007 at 8:32 am

    I can identify with what he says about the innate ‘sadness’ in his soul and his children have brought him joy . I actually believe him. (His humanitarian efforts I find harder to stomach). How could he not look at those 4 innocent little faces and not feel blessed? I hope they continue to bring him happiness.
    Isn’t love great on this fine sunny morning?

  10. Elle | September 21, 2007 at 11:33 am

    Whe he says amazing does he mean the skeletal, heroin riddled skank he’s not married to?

  11. christine | September 21, 2007 at 11:40 am

    i guess i’m having a different sort of morning from the rest of you, because this is what i was focused on:

    “I’m sorry, I just looked at my title again and imagined Brad snorting his kids. That’s ridiculous. His nostrils are way too small. It would make much more sense if I were the one doing it.”

    that made me laugh out loud. at work. thanks a lot, asl!

  12. sheryl | September 21, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    Oh my God, I feel a yawn coming on…

    (YAAAAWWWWNNN…smack lips loudly)

    Okay, I’m good to go now….

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