Brad Pitt Worried Angelina Jolie Will Knife His Ass

March 1st, 2009 // 24 Comments

Supposedly, Brad Pitt has purchased his lady-love Angelina Jolie anger management classes in an attempt to keep her from one day throwing a knife at him in a loss of her temper.

For her role in Tomb Raider, Angie received instruction in knife-throwing and a source claims, “Angelina has quite a temper on her and she has been known to throw a few knives around when she is angry.”

In addition, “Brad is terrified Angelina will one day hit him with a knife, and cause him a serious injury or worse.” What could be worse? Scarring that pretty face of his, of course.

Well, as much as I would love to believe this rumor because it is AWESOME, I highly doubt that a mother of six is tossing knives around willy-nilly.

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Comments (24)

  1. suzanne | March 1, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    WHAT? Stupid fucking cow!

  2. jared smythe | March 1, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Maybe that is why he is flying solo without her. Did you ever think of
    that. That she could be an abuser!

    Way to go Angie.

  3. Jamie | March 1, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    That’s what you get for running off with the loon. Just cuz a woman is exciting and all that doesn’t meant the reality is as good as the fantasy.

  4. reality bites | March 1, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    really????
    how many times are you guys going to recycle this stupid story? its getting really really old..

    but then again its a thrill to watch the morons scoop it up and munch on it like its actual truth.. just goes to show that there is a sucker in every jen fan.

  5. someone | March 1, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    I think whatever Angelina wants to do…she does…I read she had already started buying a knife collection for Maddox…I couldn’t care less what she does to Brad..he made his bed…

  6. Noname | March 1, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    I just watched “Wanted” and I can certainly believe that the only reason he lives with that emancipated corpse is because he is afraid of leaving. Wow, what a terrible film and her performance was….was…was… pitiful.

  7. Penny | March 1, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    All that just might be a rumor, but it’s a fun one to savor – the thought of BP sleeping with one eye open because Ms. Jolie is once again shootin the H and throwin the knives. And he can’t escape, because he’d never get the kids, and if he did, no woman will ever come close to him again. One probably wouldn’t anyway, old Angie Jo having given him everything Billy Bob and Jonny infected her with. His only “out” is when she’s coming down, he can get with Clooney on the down low for some tension relief. Ah…

  8. Shawn D. | March 1, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    What utter crap. Why do you make up such silly stuff? Show me one legitimate report that Angelina Jolie has ever even lost her temper or been violent toward another human being. I have never read or heard anything like this. Man, gossip just keeps getting nastier and more ridiculous all the time. Anyone who believes this kind of gossip is brainless.

  9. AngieFan | March 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    To Noname: Emancipated corpse? I think you mean emaciated. And quite frankly, you are a moron.

    To the rest of you, you crazy, bored housewives are just jealous because you could never be pretty or rich enough to have Brad Pitt. If Brad really was scared of Angelina, don’t you think he’d leave her? I mean I’m sure he’s not THAT big of a pussy.This story is so false it is hilarious. I’m a senior in high school and I have a better education than the likes of you. He’s Brad Pitt, he has got the money and he can do whatever the hell he pleases. You know he loves his kids and his wife. All of you suckers are just jealous.

    By the way, Angelina was badass in Wanted.

  10. Lola | March 1, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    To the poster above:

    hahahahahahaaha. Angelina in Wanted SUCKED.

  11. NeroFiddles | March 1, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Knives are just a metaphor for the actual mess at hand. Let’s hope they get the kids out post haste, never mind Brad.

  12. zeke | March 1, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    She already cut his balls off.

  13. zeke | March 1, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    She already cut his balls off.

  14. Ann | March 1, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    I sometimes don’t know why the media so rude of Angie? She fell in love with the man who had failed marriage,she help the world she . I sometimes fell sorry for her she doesn’t deserve this.

  15. NeroFiddles | March 1, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    The media has NOT been rude, the media has been inexplicably polite… well except maybe for the telling NYT article a few months back. Ann honey, you’re in for a shock.

  16. Freya | March 1, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    So much nonsense is written about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
    They are interesting, aren’t they. If there is no news, just make it up.

  17. Karen | March 2, 2009 at 7:42 am

    You guys are so idiotic over BP & AJ we are in a recession and all you care to discuss is multi-millionaires escapades??????
    GET A LIFE, and leave the Jens, Bens J-los, and Diddy’s alone they’re rich enough to create their own spin on any news and you’re only reading BS!!!!!!!!

  18. T-Bone | March 2, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Um, the movie, Wanted, was one of the worst films I’ve ever seen (and believe me, I did not rent it). Angelina’s acting was TERRIBLE!

  19. Jen | March 2, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    The first time I saw Angelina was in Original Sin. I was struck by her beauty….and her horrible acting. I saw the Lara Croft movies and my opinion hasn’t changed. Waste of money. Never again, should have quit the first time.

  20. pattie bee | March 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    i actually believe this.

    i was seeing a married man who was married to a gemini woman.

    if he leaves her she will kill herself….and him first. at least that’s what she says.

    he says he believes it because she is not mentally stable.

    somehow i believe this.

  21. Nicky | March 2, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    AngieFan, just by calling Angelina a badass in Wanted makes you a moron because that was the crappest movie ever and her acting in it was even worse. You’re the crazy one for believing that Angie does everything for the love of doing it rather then for the publicity she gets for doing it. Unfortunately you are eluded by the media.

  22. Jess | March 3, 2009 at 12:04 am

    reality bites, just because someone dislikes Angelina does not mean that they automatically like Jennifer. They can both be totally annoying. I may not believe that Angelina would throw knives when angry but I can believe she has a nasty side when something doesn’t go her way.

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    If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.

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