Brad Pitt’s Disgusted, Sad

October 3rd, 2007 // 58 Comments

Brad Pitt spoke to Parade magazine and expressed his disgust for the tabloids and paparazzi. He also mentioned he’s very sad. Why so sad, Brad? You have several children that aren’t yours, and your wife’s never home because she’s jetting around the world looking severe, and by the look of these pics – age is coming. What’s not to be happy about?

Originally believing that the “disgusting” hype surrounding him, his partner, Angelina Jolie, and their four children would have died out around a year ago, the 43-year-old award-winning actor is surprised to see that the desire to know each and every detail of their lives is strong than ever, with little relief in sight, he tells Parade magazine in an upcoming issue.

“I understand the tabloid machine,” Pitt told the magazine. “There’s money to be made off Angie and me, but it has gotten out-of-hand. There’s no decency, even when it comes to our kids.”

Brad went on to say that people who are interested in his personal life have “something missing in themselves”. Can everyone do me a favor? Never pay money for a ticket to a Brad Pitt film ever again. Don’t even NetFlix that shit. If you see it on Comcast, change the channel. If we all work together, we can change the world and fix his little red wagon! Keep reading for where Brad reveals he’s been in need of an anti-depressant for quite a while.

More photos of Brad Pitt are after the jump.

Perhaps his desire to stay out of the limelight and out of political office makes sense, given his melancholy personality, he said.

“I always felt a pervasive sadness,” he said. “I’m not sure I earned it, because it was always there. It existed in the place where I grew up – in my family, in people who have true sweetness and true goodness. Maybe it’s a congenital sadness that everyone has to some degree.”

Oh for chrissakes, it’s probably a chemical imbalance, Take a pill, and work out more and you should be fine. He sounds like such a gossamer-winged fairy. Angelina needs to take the United Nations out of his ass and let him boss her around the kitchen a little for once. This is what happens when stupid people get fed a line of crap to repeat by a hot wife with several agendas.

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Comments (58)

  1. Jo Jo | October 3, 2007 at 8:39 am

    Brad has a point though — I mean, can’t the man buy a hot dog w/ his son without it causing a mob scene and having a thousand pictures taken? The amount of attention they’re getting while doing normal day-to-day tasks (like taking the kids to school) has gotten completely out of control. I am a huge fan of his, and yes, I want to know about his personal life to some extent, but I really don’t “need” to see pics of them picking up the kids everyday.

  2. Zekers | October 3, 2007 at 8:47 am

    Do the “clients” at JustJared know about this???

    Oh Oh…

  3. Bubbles | October 3, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Amen to that. I am a fan too, and at times do feel sorry for them in terms of what they have to go through in order for their pictures everyday.

    I must I read the interview and was quite impressed with his maturity level in terms of life, family and religion. Quite surprising to note that he really knows himself(remains grounded) considering the hectic life they lead with Angie.

    So proud of him.

  4. Mr. T | October 3, 2007 at 9:12 am

    Let me see, they want to be rich and famous then complain about it? Simple, give up acting and go live in Africa. Lead a boring life and they will leave you alone. No wait, they want the publicity when it suits them and when it doesn’t they complain about it. Bite me. BP and AJ are not the brightest people out there.

  5. me | October 3, 2007 at 9:18 am

    Just like when AJ was asked if she was nervous for him at some premiere and she replied that they don’t get nervous about things like this, only things that are actually important, like family. So the job that affords you your lifestyle is not important? What a stupid c*unt. I am done with both of them. I’m sure its annoying to be photgraphed constantly, but that would be the choice they both made. They certainly want the attention when it benefits them. Seriously, they really piss me off.

  6. jalyn | October 3, 2007 at 9:32 am

    jeez, these two really do believe all they hype about them don’t they?

    i don’t understand the man needing an antidepressant i mean HE’S got the life the whole rest of the world wants right??? whats he got to be sad about? selling his soul???????????

    i’m not staying long…gotta go to jj and see what the crazies have to say about brads comment…more or less, get your own life…hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  7. Jinxy McDeath | October 3, 2007 at 9:34 am

    I can’t believe in this country, you can be stalked 24/7 and allowed virtually no privacy – and to be grown men and women that have no feelings about frightening those teeny kids…

    They have horrible lives, like prisoners.

  8. Shannon | October 3, 2007 at 9:37 am

    I assume that we will be seeing no more Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie stories on your site then, correct? After all blogs like yours only contribute to the oversaturation of Pitt-Jolie stories that are out there.

    I find that the entire Hollywood gossip industry has gotten out of hand… when US magazine (last week) and OK magazine (this week) have the audacity to put photos of Britney’s son on their covers to sell copies, it’s gone too far. It’s one thing to put a photo of a celebrity on your cover and another to put a photo of a celebrity WITH their child/children on the cover, but to solely use an innocent childs image to sell stories is downright disgusting. I can totally see where Brad’s disgust and anger at tabloids comes from.

  9. jen | October 3, 2007 at 9:39 am

    Brad, it isn’t that anyone wants to know about your life – we already do because you and “wife” can’t stop giving interviews TELLING everyone your life’s intimate details – that has nothing to do with photographers/fans – that has to do with ego and liking the sound of your own voice.

  10. T-Bone | October 3, 2007 at 9:41 am

    “No decency” in the world? Perhaps he should have had more of this when he dumped his wife and immediately jumped into a husband and wife sexually provocative photo spread with Angelina Jolie.

    As for the pervasive sadness, I feel for him there, but J. Harvey’s probably right — familial links, persistent sadness, always looking outside of himself for happiness — probably depression.

  11. green cardigan | October 3, 2007 at 9:53 am

    There’s no decency eh? And does old Bradley Braindead think its decent to talk about his ex wife when plugging his latest movie offering?

    Man, reading what he says is like looking down a toilet.

    Obviously decency takes a back seat when there is money to be made.

    I have no pity whatsoever for Brad or Ange. They helped build their gilded prison, now they should shut up and deal with it.

  12. Loli | October 3, 2007 at 9:53 am

    Ahem to that, Shannon! It has gotten out of control and I hope that Socialite Life’s will take their own advice and never again run a BP/AJ story…otherwise shame on you, Lisa, Harvey and the gang!

    I feel for them and have just about hit gossip overload myself….just think about all of the productive things I could be doing instead of reading about one of the Olsen twins buying coffee!

  13. Margaret | October 3, 2007 at 10:01 am

    Before he opened his big flap about the tabloids, he should have read Forbes, who says that there are other people who sell far more mags than Angelina or Brangelina. stuPITT never knows when to shut up. If he’s ever ahead, he might consider it.

  14. What shannon/jixy said | October 3, 2007 at 10:04 am

    Hey Shannon and Jixy! Just Jared called, seems you two slipped out of your collars again. Bad dogs. Go home.

  15. Ednonymous | October 3, 2007 at 10:16 am

    How about the rest of the world who think that he and jolie are disgusting? He needs to stop his $$$$$$-filled whining.
    If he really hates the fortunes of fame, he should quit making movies, give away all his $$$ and get a minimum-wage job & stay out of the limelight.

    Fuck him.

  16. Clarisse | October 3, 2007 at 10:17 am

    “I always felt a pervasive sadness, I’m not sure I earned it, because it was always there…. blahblahblah… Maybe it’s a congenital sadness that everyone has to some degree.”

    W-W-W-What???? Oy! Brad, please, shut the pie hole!

    Before he got with Mother Inferior, at least he understood that he was stupid, but now he thinks he has something profound going on in that empty space under that pretentious tan ascot that he NEEDS to share with the world.

    Heaven save us from maudlin self-absorbed middle aged over-rated actors!!!

  17. Angietothemax | October 3, 2007 at 10:18 am

    The hype that surrounds them is ridiculous. However, they sell magazines and until the people lose interest the paps won’t stop. As long as their pictures earn thousands of dollars the tabloid machine won’t stop. And it’s understandable to think that the hype would’ve died down but it has just increased over the years. I’ve never seen it to this extent. At this point there is very little they can do everywhere they go they are followed. Even during the “year of silence” they were harassed. He’s human it’s not natural to have a camera in your face 24/7 and have everything you do splashed across the papers. No matter if they decided to be actors noone bargains for this amount of attention or harassment.

  18. theoriginalbitch | October 3, 2007 at 10:23 am

    So in essence, Bradford is telling all the Brangeloonies to f**k off. I love it!

    And um, that would include you too Angietothemax.

  19. Ugh | October 3, 2007 at 10:26 am

    Again, too many celebs live normal lives because they don’t call the papz to alert them to every move they make. These two are attention whores and ask for the attention, then want to complain to make it look like they don’t. Unreal. They’re sick sick people and use the kids for extra attention. It’s their own damn fault. I don’t feel sorry for them. But, I for one will watch nothing they’re in. Never liked Holie’s acting anyway, but now I won’t watch Brad Wuss because he’s jsut that, a wuss.

  20. iren33 | October 3, 2007 at 10:29 am

    I just hate to hear of see about them!They should settle down in a small town and never come back!!(Or just shoot the blogger of Just Jared)

  21. Shasta | October 3, 2007 at 10:43 am

    Oh, cry me a river, Pitt. Why are celebs always complaining about something? Why not praise all of the good they have in their lives instead of focusing on the bad parts? They really believe people want to hear about that shite? Believe me, Pitty, we have our own problems to deal with.

    Sidenote: If you’re on gossip overload, why are you reading/commenting on a gossip blog? Do yourself a favor and take a break, it’s only entertainment, nothing to stress over.

  22. MizLiz | October 3, 2007 at 10:43 am

    “Be careful what you wish for, because you might just get it”…..

    I think Brad knows the truth of that saying now.

  23. Jennifer | October 3, 2007 at 10:43 am

    I decided to boycott Brangelina’s movies a long time ago. I will never again pay a dime to see one of their movies, and if I can help it, I’ll avoid any that Brad produces as well. Not that I ever really watched their movies anyhow, since they were almost always crap. I think Brad ought to be happy for all the tabloid attention – when he and Angelina stop being able to get movie roles, the tabloid attention is all they’ll have. I think they can have a very successful reality show someday. “At home with the Brangelinas” All the loonies will tune in religiously, and I might even watch an episode or two!

  24. blady02 | October 3, 2007 at 10:46 am

    Brad went on to say that people who are interested in his personal life have “something missing in themselves”. Can everyone do me a favor? Never pay money for a ticket to a Brad Pitt film ever again. Don’t even NetFlix that shit. If you see it on Comcast, change the channel. If we all work together, we can change the world and fix his little red wagon! Keep reading for where Brad reveals he’s been in need of an anti-depressant for quite a while. LOL LOL LOL LOL!
    MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!

  25. Angietothemax | October 3, 2007 at 10:46 am

    I guess that includes you as well. Why don’t we just include everyone here Fuck Off. And not contribute to the madness.

  26. nastybugger | October 3, 2007 at 10:47 am

    angietothemax, you’re pretty sane for a “brangeloonie”, but I have to ask…

    what “year of silence” do you refer to? these two knuckleheads haven’t been silent at any point in their relationship…

  27. T-Bone | October 3, 2007 at 10:48 am

    I understand what you’re saying, Angietothemax. The media wheel spins and spins, and the more I see of it, the more I realize that somehow, somewhere along the line, it has become acceptable to outright lie about people’s lives, put it in print for all the world to see, and get away with it. It’s bizarre. I thought there were laws against that type of thing. However, some celebs court the press by their actions and I think Angie & Brad are two of them. Perhaps they got more than they bargained for, and learned A LOT in the process about too much fame or infamy, but they initiated it.

  28. Clarisse | October 3, 2007 at 11:00 am

    Jennifer,
    Won’t be a big loss =) Last Pitt flick i saw was Fight Club, Jolie flick was Girl, Interuppted.

    nastybugger,
    I was thinking the same thing…i don’t recall a week of silence frm these two, let alone a year.

  29. Angietothemax | October 3, 2007 at 11:04 am

    It was when Angie was pregnant they were in Canada while Brad filmed AOJJ and they went to Namibia they didn’t do any interviews. Angie did one interview about educating refugees. That’s what Brad called it.

  30. Curious | October 3, 2007 at 11:05 am

    I’m still curious when Ange is going to take that year off and help Pax adjust…

    that was what, over a year ago and she has already signed on for 4 more roles…

    i would hate to think she is a liar…..

  31. devil | October 3, 2007 at 11:06 am

    Brad doesn’t have any problem mugging for the camera when he’s plugging another crappy film, or pushing another one of his furbrained agendas. He wants media attention on HIS terms only. Too bad it doesn’t work that way in the real world, Brad.

    Using your children as a media-shield is the real indecency, Brad. Stop doing it.

  32. cdawg | October 3, 2007 at 11:09 am

    I have no idea why people are fighting in this comment section! it’s so hilarious.

    Brad and Angie often use their fame for good – if they know paparazzi will follow them, they go to Africa to shed light on the plight of refugees there. They go to the Global Health conference to get press for that cause. They are humanitarians.

    However, at the same time, the paparazzi are what you sign up for when you strive to be an A list actor. You deal with it or stop shopping on Robertson Blvd. Move to NYC where most of us don’t care who you are. Suck it up. I hope they aren’t “using” their own family UN for publicity though, and if they are, then that’s disgusting. But if they aren’t, well then we should be leaving the kids alone. Stop photographing Maddox at school. Now that is ridiculous. Catch Angie getting coffee or Brad in the park, but leave the kids out of it.

    I do commend them for the good work they do, and they do have some interesting movies (hello Oceans!) so there is no need to boycott them. But the are attention whores, so I don’t sympathize with them. I just wish more celeb attention whores like the Brits, Linds, Paris types could use their constant papparazi following them to shed light on various plights.

  33. blob | October 3, 2007 at 11:30 am

    To quote the late Olivia Soprano, “POOR YOU.” STFU Brad and stop your whining.

  34. blob | October 3, 2007 at 11:32 am

    BTW, those are some of the fugliest photos of Brad. He looks like an old dork.

  35. margaret | October 3, 2007 at 11:32 am

    Every celebrity complains about paparazzi read Reese’s interview in Elle or Jennifer Garner in Marie Claire They also know that its part of the celebrities’ lives as both Brad and Angie have stated.i Also I agree with him if you know the full names and birthdays of their kids but you don’t know the same about your cousins kids there is a problem. If you know the name of Britney’s sons but you don’t know your U>S> senators’ names something is amiss.

  36. LindaB | October 3, 2007 at 11:50 am

    Ok Mr Pitt let me see if I got this right
    you want people to leave you alone EXCEPT:
    1. when you are lecturing us about your political views or asking us to donate to one of your pet projects.
    2. You are out pimping you latest movie (which is like donating to your own personal charity because you and the missus make some pretty crappy movies).
    3. When you want to draw attention to whatever the hell you want to draw attention to.

    I personally think that you have something missing in your lives that makes you need to live it in public while complaining that you do. Look at the school you put your kid in NYC, I mean you might as well have put him on the Broadway Stage you had to know there would always be an audience. Why not set up house out of the city? Not convenient? Tough. We ALL make tough decisions when we are raising kids to try to do the best for THEM. Stop whining and start acting like a real father if that is possible. Put your kids first if you are concerned that your lifestyle is hard on them. Believe it or not we regular folk do that….yeah really, we put OUR kids first.

    I found his comments to be so absurd that I spit out my coffee while reading them. He really believes the world revolves around him and seems to feel he is entitled to dictate how others act.
    Just buy a dang home SOMEWHERE (try to avoid Malibu or Park Avenue) and commute to work like the rest of us and shut the heck up! It’s a start.

  37. essie | October 3, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    I think it would be a GREAT idea for ASL to never, ever post another picture of Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie or their children. I’m serious. It would be a wonderful idea. So, I’m hoping this is the very last picture I will ever see of Mr. Pitt on this blog. Thank you J. Harvey for suggesting that. You’re a good guy with great ideas.

  38. lauren | October 3, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    Brad you left your wife for another womans ASS! That is where your guilt+anxiety=depression comes from asshole!

  39. green cardigan | October 3, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    yeah, what happened to the year off that was scheduled after Pax arrived? You know, that kid is called Pax Pitt. Poor little guy. School (or schools) will be tough.

    Brad isn’t very coherent is he? Everytime I read a quote of his, I scratch my head and think ‘whhaaaa?’, he’s like the slow boy who swallowed a dictionary and a lot of big words like
    ‘pervasive’ spew out randomly.

    He is just so vain. His image is all for him. Look at those photos. He’s doing the ‘ordinary country man’ look, sadness and all.
    I suppose if you spend 20 years or so in the limelight it must distort your reality.

    So on a final note: If you want peace and quiet Brad, move yourself , the missus and the brood to an African jungle and live your BRAVE life there.

  40. Clarisse | October 3, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    Here here Green Cardigan!

    Can you hear him pitching that to Ange??

    “Mother, I cerebrated the notion that you, as my domestic colleague, myself, our three internationally adopted progeny and the biological juvenile should relocate to an undeveloped continent. No? Yes dear.”

  41. green cardigan | October 3, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    ha ha Clarisse!
    (Brad on his knees before the throne of Jolie).

    Oh Holy Jolie, my pervasive sadness is a burden to me. The tabloid machine just knocked me over. We are staring into a moral void. Where is all the decency gone? I considered the notion of retiring to a frontier land, to just loose ourselves in an unknown wilderness. I pondered this for many a long moment. I even lost sleep. Look at these bags under my eyes. I speak the truth. (remind me to do a cucumber eye pack tonight). As I lay there tossing (ahem) and turning, a flash of inspiration came to me! A voice from the unknown said ‘Don’t go Brad, just do another interview with Parade magazine’.

  42. Zekers | October 3, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    Hehehe…green you’re on it today! You too Clarisse!
    Thanks, I needed that.

  43. Elle | October 3, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    STOP WHINING YOU PATHETIC A-HOLE

  44. Phil | October 3, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    Maybe if you wouldn’t wear those stupid fucking hats … I can’t believe your bitch would even think about letting you go out in public with that hat. Same goes for anyone else wearing those stupid beret-style hats or whatever they are … they are fucking hideous.

  45. SayWhat?? | October 3, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    Well Brad, if you and your “mid-life crisis, I’ll give you that bio baby”, whore, wouldn’t sit down for interviews and keep talking about your private life, then the masses will grow bored. Tell your mid-life crisis whore, that the public doesn’t need to hear about how she opens up to you while she is nude in the bath-tub. Yes, she said that when she was promoting A Mighty Heart.

    One of these days, and it’s coming soon, where Brad you will be BEGGING for any type of attention from the media. You and your mid-life crisis whore, keep making movies that bomb, eventually the media and the public WILL turn on you. As of now, both of Angelina’s movies since Mr/Mrs Smith have been collosal bombs. Babel in the U.S. didn’t break any box office records either. And this newest Jesse James movie won’t either. Mark my words.

    But not to worry, most men don’t usually stay with the mid-life crisis whore, and eventually move on. Children or no children. A relationship based on sand, and not a solid foundation, ends up falling apart. You don’t look to have children to make you happy, you should be happy, first with yourself, then with your partner, then the children of the partnership are the blessings. Unfortunately you put to much pressure on those kids you bring into your family unit to give you a sense of happiness and contentment. That is a heavy burden to place on children.

    Why should anyone be concerned. By the time figures out that him being w/ Angelina is ruining his career, he will be outta there, and fall in lust, love with another co-star…and morph himself into her.

  46. carissa | October 3, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    I’D FUCK HIM.

  47. Clarisse | October 3, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    GREEN!!! “The tabloid machine just knocked me over. We are staring into a moral void. Where is all the decency gone?” AWESOME!!!!

    I shall continue scene….

    The Holie Mother, sitting high atop her throne looks coldly down her nose to stare at Brad, then with a thick air of self righteousness, Regina Virgina Angelina says softly, “William, you know very well that we have told you time and time again that we cannot stay in the public’s eye without certain sacrifices. I know you gave up your good name, your sensibility and your soul to be with us. We are not forgetful. By the same token, we have fought to achieve the throne, and we will not just walk away from it. Now, William, be a good lad and fetch us today’s periodicals. Run along now.”

  48. Julie | October 3, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    What a hypocrite!, we all know he loves the attention because he and Angelina can’t stop talking about their personal life. Angelina recently talked about the number of men she’s been with, it cannot get lower than that. Also Brad should keep his wrinkled mouth shut and not talk about previous relationships.

  49. green cardigan | October 3, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    Clarisse ! Hilarious.

    The Holie Mother continues: We ARE the new American Royalty. Fetch me a pigeon carrier! Now!
    Oh lowly one, deliver this message to our underlings at People magazine. I want to be addressed by my official title hence forth. Her Royal Highness Queen Media.
    Brad go and check did Princess Shiloh feel that pea under the 20 mattresses last night, and call the boys in for their archery class.
    I’m feeling rather faint. Stop looking at me what that long face. You are King Brad. I’ll hear no more talk of Africa.

  50. Jenn | October 3, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    The pervasive sadness is probably
    because he and HOLY J only believe
    in themselves and not God. Try God Brad.
    Try believing in and praying
    to something other than yourself.

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