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Brad Pitt spoke to Parade magazine and expressed his disgust for the tabloids and paparazzi. He also mentioned he’s very sad. Why so sad, Brad? You have several children that aren’t yours, and your wife’s never home because she’s jetting around the world looking severe, and by the look of these pics – age is coming. What’s not to be happy about?
Originally believing that the “disgusting” hype surrounding him, his partner, Angelina Jolie, and their four children would have died out around a year ago, the 43-year-old award-winning actor is surprised to see that the desire to know each and every detail of their lives is strong than ever, with little relief in sight, he tells Parade magazine in an upcoming issue.
“I understand the tabloid machine,” Pitt told the magazine. “There’s money to be made off Angie and me, but it has gotten out-of-hand. There’s no decency, even when it comes to our kids.”
Brad went on to say that people who are interested in his personal life have “something missing in themselves”. Can everyone do me a favor? Never pay money for a ticket to a Brad Pitt film ever again. Don’t even NetFlix that shit. If you see it on Comcast, change the channel. If we all work together, we can change the world and fix his little red wagon! Keep reading for where Brad reveals he’s been in need of an anti-depressant for quite a while.
More photos of Brad Pitt are after the jump.
Perhaps his desire to stay out of the limelight and out of political office makes sense, given his melancholy personality, he said.
“I always felt a pervasive sadness,” he said. “I’m not sure I earned it, because it was always there. It existed in the place where I grew up – in my family, in people who have true sweetness and true goodness. Maybe it’s a congenital sadness that everyone has to some degree.”
Oh for chrissakes, it’s probably a chemical imbalance, Take a pill, and work out more and you should be fine. He sounds like such a gossamer-winged fairy. Angelina needs to take the United Nations out of his ass and let him boss her around the kitchen a little for once. This is what happens when stupid people get fed a line of crap to repeat by a hot wife with several agendas.
Brad ! Pull that sword out of your ass, RIGHT NOW! and step away. THat is not the proper conduct of Royalty!
“What do you mean royalty doesn’t own titles in the United States??? We shall speak to the International Commission on Nobility about this! We are UN Ambassadooooooooors! William, pack up the children, we are leaving !
Traitors! The lot of you! William! Stop staring! Put your hat on and collect the children immediately!
We shall buy our own country! All will bow down before us!”
Regina Virgina Angelina sweeps regally out of the room, with Brad trotting dutifully behind….
Brad and Skankalina are not the only a-listers in hollywood, why is it we don’t see pics of them taking thier kids to and from school? Or going shopping? or to the Zoo?..because they don’t call the papz the way Brangalina does….I haven’t wasted my money on Holie for a long time..and I stopped wasting it on Pitt when he hooked up with skanky!
LOL at “jetting around the world looking severe.”
That was by far, the best blog i have read in a long time.
good job.. nice to see not all have lost touch with reality.
Isn’t his personal life part of his professional life? So he has an issue with the tabloids because they write a story about him without his input. The paparazzi are always taking pictures of his family.
I don’t understand when he says “people who are interested in his personal life have something missing in themselves”. Hell, he is the one talking about his personal life in every damn interview. Or does he mean if they are interested in his personal life other than the time when he is trying to promote a movie?
Luckily, I’m not a Brad Pitt fan, never have been. With that, it’s easy for me to get on the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie movie protest train. I’ve been on it for a while.
Well DUH Brad PittY~! If you and your HO would quit phoning the papparazzi and informing them of every photo op, they’d stop “hounding” you loosers. Speaking for myself, i lost interest in your work two years ago, when that magazine cover came out of you, the HO, and a bunch of kids playing family. Tasteless, rude, insulting, narcissistic, and just TRASHY. You get what you soe, and you’re now getting yours, and so’s the HO
This is great! I love the fact that there are those of you out there that share my common view of these two anti-American, anti-Christian media hounds. I can’t wait for the day when their castle is bombarded with the trash they have mounding up in their lives! Really what do they think they are the ultimate figures in society, please go away!