Brad Pitt’s Scared Of Certain Types Of Death

January 20th, 2009 // 2 Comments

Oh, Christ, people are running out of questions to ask during press
conferences. Just focus on the moustache or just ask anything you ever
wanted to know about Angelina Jolie (like – “what’s that hair doin’?”).
Sure, you’ll get tossed out or they will find your body in a sewage
processing plant a week later, but it will be a brief respite from the
insipid hamster wheel of questions posed to this dude. Brad Pitt is scared of burning to death and suffocating. Who isn’t?

Pitt is in Berlin talking about his baby with the old face movie and was asked about death.

“I’m not so afraid of getting old, I’m more afraid of how I’ll go,” he said. “Fire and tight spaces don’t appeal.
A shark would be interesting.”

Yeah, getting my flesh torn from me while being yanked underwater and drowned sounds keen. Didn’t this bitch see Deep Water? Here’s Brad at the afterparty at Kaisersaal at Potsdamer Platz. He looks like a befuddled exchange student.

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Oh, Christ, people are running out of questions to ask during press
conferences. Just focus on the moustache or just ask anything you ever
wanted to know about Angelina Jolie (like – “what’s that hair doin’?”).
Sure, you’ll get tossed out or they will find your body in a sewage
processing plant a week later, but it will be a brief respite from the
insipid hamster wheel of questions posed to this dude. Brad Pitt is scared of burning to death and suffocating. Who isn’t?

Pitt is in Berlin talking about his baby with the old face movie and was asked about death.

“I’m not so afraid of getting old, I’m more afraid of how I’ll go,” he said. “Fire and tight spaces don’t appeal.
A shark would be interesting.”

Yeah, getting my flesh torn from me while being yanked underwater and drowned sounds keen. Didn’t this bitch see Deep Water? Here’s Brad at the afterparty at Kaisersaal at Potsdamer Platz. He looks like a befuddled exchange student.

By J. Harvey

  1. Anne Arkham

    I do work in sewage treatment plants. They do find bodies, but they are mostly babies, sad to say.

  2. Ichie

    Gosh he looks so douchey these days! He needs to get rid of the fug stache and maybe some eyelid surgery cuz he can barely keep his eyes open.

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