Brad’s So Owned

September 12th, 2007 // 28 Comments

You gotta admire Z. Kids are resilient. Your Mom can look like Noseratu and you can still feel the joy. If the following story is true, it illustrates how Brad is completely in over his head. But maybe he feels good about it. Maybe she takes care of him. Maybe she’s like a glamorous security blanket. A complete castrating one. A source reportedly overheard Angelina having the following conversation about her paramour and babydaddy.

According to the snoop, Jolie enjoyed a glass of red wine with “a tall, muscular male friend” and talked about money.

“I won’t talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid,” she said. “Someone has to make the big decisions, though. He’ll put money into things — but it’s bizarre! It doesn’t always make sense to me.”

She added: “The reality is, we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty.”

SNAP! For real, there’s serious doubt that she’d have this conversation loudly enough for other people to hear. Was the source in her purse? Was he hiding behind the cocktail napkins? But dayum, Angie! You really should assert yourself more.

Oh, and keep reading for details on what a bad cook Angie is. Ok, it’s anticlimactic after reading about Angie admitting her husband is the himbo we always thought he was. So sue me!

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She tells OK! magazine: “I can’t cook. That’s the one thing. ‘No’, I said to Brad. ‘But I can make eggs’.”

Wow, thanks for the effort, Ange. I hope she put some rhinestones on that collar to make it pretty for him.

By J. Harvey

  1. nastybugger

    as much as I love to snark on these two, I totally don’t believe this story. she may in fact feel that way, but there’s NO WAY she’d be loose-lipped enough to relate this story in a place where someone could overhear it.

    and Zahara looks absolutely adorable/beautiful in that top pic.

  2. Zelda

    Homegirl needs to gain about 15 pounds. Skinny does not look good on Angie. Her face is getting a horsey look to it and her legs look like they’re about to snap in half. Jesus.

    And I don’t buy this shit that she doesn’t eat because third-world people don’t get to eat. Excuse me, you won’t buy food but you’ll buy a that $5,000 couture handbag?? Spare me, bitch!

  3. I would jokingly say that sometimes with certain people. The problem with hearsay is if they get it correctly quoted; they dont write your voice was dripping in sarcasm. I think she was saying it to dispute he controls her, he looks the pothead prettyboy i like my shit inorder type.

  4. LindaB

    Having spent many years in the restaurant business I can tell you this is the type of convo that might be overheard by a server or bartender. People are relaxed, having a drink and sometimes unaware that the server is behind them or the bartender is within earshot. I cooked in an open kitchen for years and overheard many a convo I knew I should not be listening to..you almost have to train your ears NOT to hear. I imagine if Angelina Jolie is within earshot the staff is most definitely listening.

  5. Jerrie

    This is right up there with Brad takes Shiloh to meet Jen nonesense. I guess it was the same place Brad was “overheard” talking about Angelina being superwoman.

    We have real drama with Britney and In Touch comes up with this crock of ____!! I guess Brad got to be a multi-millionaire before he met her by the way, by accident. He owns all the houses and a production company also, so I think he knows about money as I am sure she does too.

  6. nona

    oh please. is this the same source who proclaimed the imminent breakup following the cannes appearances; the introductory mtg of aniston and shiloh; jolie’s heroin addiction; the adoption of a namibian/ethiopian/russian child; jolie’s purchase of her own private getaway; the ongoing hookups (in cambodia) btw jolie and the former lesbo sex pal. … and on and on and on.

    christ, don’t you ever get tired of being punked.

  7. green cardigan

    She tells OK! magazine: “I can’t cook. That’s the one thing. ‘No’, I said to Brad. ‘But I can make eggs’.”
    ————————————————-

    Clarify. Eggs to be fertilized or eggs that go in a frying pan?

  8. SammySushi

    Maybe I’m stoopid, but I thought NOLA was now their home-base? But Maddox is enrolled and going to school in New York? If NOLA was home-base, wouldn’t they be there and Maddox would be going to the same school he went to in the Spring?

    Lip service. These 2 are masters at the PR game.

  9. germangirl

    ok, second try;

    does anybody know what the XIII V MCMXI tattoo means to her?

  10. Nanc'

    I read the meaning of the tatt some time ago but I’ve forgotten the meaning…sorry!

    I agree that all wait staff and domestic help can’t help but to eavesdrop on conversations. Would she have said this about Brad? It wouldn’t shock me. I like him but she has always seemed to be the “ruling party” in that relationship.

  11. Angietothemax

    I read a funny article that since the adopting a third world baby trend is fading out Angie and Brad have decided to send their children back to their native countries. Madonna as well.

    germangirl – It’s the year of Winston Churchill’s famous speech.

  12. for germangirl

    I think it may be Maddox’s birthday-8/5/01

  13. T-Bone

    There is no doubt that Angelina runs the show. Let’s face it, Brad WAS NOT ready for Pax. We all know that, but Angie didn’t really care. She did what she did regardless of his thoughts and wishes. She did it in spite of the fact that she knew Brad could have walked away (like Billy Bob did when she picked up Madd). That’s the sign of someone who doesn’t have total respect for their partner’s input or presence.

  14. I don't know if I believe this story, but

    I’d hate to be famous. With all the technology and tiny cameras that are everywhere, it would be easy to slip a “bug” under their table before they got to the restaurant!

  15. green cardigan

    I think it’s Brad’s bank account number

  16. LindaB

    13 5 1911…If I remember my roman numerals correctly..X=10 I=1 V=5 C=100 M=1000 C before M would be 900….so XIII= 13 V=5 MCMXI=1911…In Europe they put the day before the month in dates so is it May 5 1911? Or maybe it does not signify a date at all?? On second thought it may very well be Brad’s bank account number…good one green cardigan

  17. LindaB

    Make that May 13 1911. OOPs

  18. blady02

    I would bet money on it that she said it! She has never hidden the fact that she shows no respect for other’s feelings!!! Catching on! The tatoo is Maddox’s birthday but the bank acct comment made me chuckle…. Still banning their movies!!!! I wish she hadn’t come into the pic and screwed him up I really used to like his movies and the JJ movie does look intriguing but I have to stand my ground on this one, she insulted Americans and a lot of other morals I still like to hold dear! Can’t support the winch and her sidekick!!!

  19. essie

    T, how do you know what Brad was ready for? You sound like one of those “insiders” who always know what these two are thinking!!!

    Anyway, this “conversation” was suppose to have taken place in Sir Harry’s Bar at the Waldorf Astoria. I mean, I can’t imagine Angie ever going into a bar at the Waldorf!! How tacky!! And I also cannot imagine Angie talking so loudly in a bar that someone would overhear her. And, how did Angie manage to be in a bar in New York with “a tall, muscular male friend” and none of the New York tabs found out???

    As someone else said, Brad was very rich and very famous before Angie came along and Angie has her own money. Why would she care how he spends his money?

  20. patty

    Bend Over Bradley, Angelina’s Gonna Stick It To You Again…..KARMA…..hahahaha

  21. zoso

    Nos-fer-atu…

  22. chrissa

    T-Bone said:
    Let’s face it, Brad WAS NOT ready for Pax. We all know that, but Angie didn’t really care.

    __________________

    And HOW exacly do WE ALL know that T-Bone , if may I ask ?

    Sorry for the offtopic, but it is soooo funny …. how both of the couple`s fans AND haters live in their own worlds where they know just how Brad & Angelina think, feel, react and so on. And also KNOW what they SHOULD do and what whould be best for them. And for their kids.

    It`s really …really INSAINE.

    As for me I don`t think this comment was ever made by Angelina, nobody is THAT dumb

  23. green cardigan

    chrissa – you spell it INSANE not INSAINE.

    I’m grumpy this morning. Typing errors are bothering me.

  24. T-Bone

    Chrissa/essie/ I am neither a fan NOR a hater. Thinking Angelina is a manipulative mental health case doesn’t make me a “hater”, does it? Just calling it as I see it. In the same way others think Britney Spears might be manic/depressive, or Madonna might be a narcissist or Amy Winehouse is a drug addict, I think Angelina has issues as well. I’m entitled to my opinion. And I get my info the SAME PLACE you get yours, so quit pretending you don’t read the same sh*t.

  25. T-Bone

    he he — Green ;)

    Sorry about the grumpiness. Anything we ridiculous gossip site commentators can do to help (besides using our spellcheck)?

  26. green cardigan

    Noooo T-Bone, thanks anyway. Just one of those days. The printer wouldn’t work so I almost assaulted it, I threatened to fling the coffee machine out the window….and typing errors! I can’t cope with them today.

  27. blady02

    Why is the world buying it? Angelina is anything but a saint or a hero or whatever everyone calls her now. She is an ACTress, a self-proclamed mother Teresa but with lots and lots of cash. If she’d truly wants to make a difference, she should give up her dayjob move to Africa and do volunteerwork, cause thats what real heroes do.

    If you want, also check out my site(freewebs.com/thesaints2007) It’s all about hypocrite celebrities and why they really give to charity..

    gag gag gag
    Did anyone notice how fat lips has disappeared from the news lately and left pittiful to try to repair their image in the states? taking his “adorable” kids to the park and to the ball game. Isn’t he special? They think they can manipulate the public into liking them. She’s probably off looking for a new kid to destroy by bringing it into their “family.” Has anyone seen Shiloh look happy yet? I think she might have ange’s brain damage. Poor thing. My only soft spot for this hideous coupling is for that poor kid.

    Angelina Jolie makes me sick, she buys kids from around the world and uses them to get herself attention with the press. She is a homewrecker and a w h o r e

    I am glad I stumbled onto this site where people can actually see past the glitter and facade to expose these two morons …. please ban with me to boycott their movies, afterall it is our money that makes them rich or poor….. guess they forgot that and I totally agree with what this lady wrote… couldn’t have said it better myself…

    Jolie is a phoney. She wants to believe she’s some kind of savior. She travels to other countries as a goodwill ambassador…she see’s the poor, the oppressed, the hungry and the sick. Then she comes back to the US and walks around with a purse worth thousands of dollars! And don’t forget the money she spends on dermatologists, and facialists. She gets too much sun on her travels, all she has to do is drop a few thousand to have laser treatments. Can the people in the countries she visits do the same? Her children are dressed in expensive clothing (that they’ll end up growing out of). Big deal, so she gives her money to charity. She makes sure we all know about it, and she also writes it off on her income tax. There are others that give to charity, giving what little they have…including giving their time (most of us have to work to survive). Because she can give more, monetarily, and time-wise (she has her own plane), does that make her better? No. The sacrifice of giving to charity by someone barely making it,means more than someone like Jolie giving thousands or even millions of dollars.

    To me, she’s dirty. There’s no sincerity. The truth will come out as it always does. What she does is for herself…be it to ease her conscience, or to gain publicity. The public believes hollywood because they worship these people. It shows how shallow we are, and how sorely lacking we are as human beings.

    AJ and Pitt are rich because the public made them that way. It’s sickening how people like her are worshipped, and for what? Keep making them rich and watching their movies…what will you gain? They don’t give a crap about you. You lose the money you could have used to buy groceries or give to a charity you support.

    Jolie is a phoney.

    Caroline08–go to the love her site, not the repulsed by her site. But do let us know how you like it when someone goes after your husband and gets pregos to keep you away. Then we can congratulate her for her accomplishment — Woohoo, lucky girl got herself a disloyal man and his kid to boot. Good for her. Come to think of it, disloyal men do belong with dirty girls so I guess it all turned out as it should have. I feel much better knowing that, so thank you. You must be of that younger generation that falls for anything Hollywood puts in front of you–pantiless starlets, jailed airheads, phony baloney cartoon versions of humanitarians. You have a lot to learn.

    I hate that woman. She has a serious addictive personality who has swapped drugs and sex for adoption. She doesn’t give a dam about those children. They are all going to grow-up to me messed up people.

    I truly believe, that Angelina fan base is not as big as people would like to believe. Surely if it was, she would have had much better numbers at the box office. It is only a matter of time before Paramount will see that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, not the most profitable to have on their rosters. It is clear that they saw this when they began pulling AMH, only a couple of days after opening weekend. Jesse James, once again has been pushed back. I think what happened to Tom Cruise is about to happen to Brad Pitt. He no longer can bring in the audience. Now, if they did it to Tom, even though his movie still sold 150mill, what on earth do they think about Brad. Outside of MAMS, everything the two of them touch will fail. No one will support people that lie, continue to lie, feel no remorse, and will step on their mother to keep that old might dollar going. These two dogs day in not coming, these dogs day is here. Never have tow people been so deserving of pure humiliation that them. I hope it continues at a slow pace and for some time. It is such a joy to see the mighty fall. For their fans that will chalk everything up to envy. The bible tells you, do not envy evil doers, they will wilt away like grass. Angelina has become transparent. As for Jennifer, weeping may endure for a night, but joy commeth in the morning. For Jennifer, the morning has come and she could not look any better. That same net that Brad and Angelina set for Jennifer, they became entangled in it. For the end of those two men, is Peace. Peace!

    And any feckless moron who’d let a freak like her insert herself into his marriage deserves her and her manipulative life wrecking self.

    She sucks. She uses children. She used Maddox to make herself look like someone who would be a good mother. Then she used Zahara to make it look like it wasn’t just a ruse. Then, the worst and sickest of all, she used Shiloh. First to keep Jen at a safe distance, then to ensnare Pitt for good, and now to manipulate his mother. She so sucks there isn’t even a word that fits it. That poor Shiloh was born to satisfy that freak’s indulgences.

    Any idiot can be a mother as long as they have the nanny, the bodyguard, the cook, and the maid to help out. Angelina, why don’t you take some time out of your busy schedule to actually be a mother to these children you are adopting. Better yet, why don’t you just set up a nice trust fund for them and give them to families that will actually love them and help them grow as individuals instead of using them as a publicity stunt. That is all that your are to them, MONEY, not a mother!

    Charity begins at home. How many kids in this country are waiting to be adopted? Not as much press as when you go slogging through a third world cesspool to select the cutest kid, huh? Where is the press when she gets on and off her private jet with her adoptee du jour? Hypocritical praying mantis!

    Jolie is two faced; hypocrite! How can she play the role of Dagny Taggart, say she is a fan of Ayn Rand, and STILL be a freaking humanitarian! And come on! What true humanitarian only adopts the most beautiful children anyway?

    Angelina is only a showdoll that gives money to some causes, but that dosen’t make her special.So do millions of others and you don’t hear them grandstanding.

    What does she do? Visit? Big deal!!! What about the millions of people that actually STAY there and give up their time and lives and SOCIAL status to REALLY help these people out?? What about those people?? Hmmm?? We never hear about them either.

    I think this is all a publicity thing and that woman might think she’s doing better now -compensating for something perhaps? But if it were true,then perhaps, she should give up Hollywood and all its’ “perks” and be a nurse and help others for real like “Doctors without Borders.”

    If she ever does that, maybe I’ll take her until then, she’s nothing but a huge hypocrite to me.

    Jolie is a phoney. She wants to believe she’s some kind of savior. She travels to other countries as a goodwill ambassador…she see’s the poor, the oppressed, the hungry and the sick. Then she comes back to the US and walks around with a purse worth thousands of dollars! And don’t forget the money she spends on dermatologists, and facialists. She gets too much sun on her travels, all she has to do is drop a few thousand to have laser treatments. Can the people in the countries she visits do the same? Her children are dressed in expensive clothing (that they’ll end up growing out of). Big deal, so she gives her money to charity. She makes sure we all know about it, and she also writes it off on her income tax. There are others that give to charity, giving what little they have…including giving their time (most of us have to work to survive). Because she can give more, monetarily, and time-wise (she has her own plane), does that make her better? No. The sacrifice of giving to charity by someone barely making it,means more than someone like Jolie giving thousands or even millions of dollars.

    To me, she’s dirty. There’s no sincerity. The truth will come out as it always does. What she does is for herself…be it to ease her conscience, or to gain publicity. The public believes hollywood because they worship these people. It shows how shallow we are, and how sorely lacking we are as human beings.

    AJ and Pitt are rich because the public made them that way. It’s sickening how people like her are worshipped, and for what? Keep making them rich and watching their movies…what will you gain? They don’t give a crap about you. You lose the money you could have used to buy groceries or give to a charity you support.

    Jolie is a phoney.

    The media wants you to believe that she’s gorgeous, I don’t find her attractive at all nothing about her is, I just don’t get what people see in this woman. I do know that if the media posted Roseanne Bar is gorgeous people would believe it!

    I never thought Jolie was good looking her head is way to big for her body if you take notice, and I always thought remove the fame for a moment and I wouldn’t look twice at her if I saw her walking down the street. Sorry, she isn’t beautiful.

    I think HATE is such a strong word even for a caracter like Angelina Jolie…I better say I strongly disslike her. I do not understand why AJ’s fans keep thinking that if someone do not like Angelina is because of envy. Believe me I DO NOT envy a woman with a heart of stone, cold, selfish and with no remorses. Believe me BEAUTY is not eternal….she is a homewrecker and she must live with that all her life. When she losts her looks she will be remembered for what she did to Jen Aniston. I also think Brad is as guilty as her and sooner or later she will do it again and he will be so sorry. Asked Sambora if it was worth it to left his wife and children for Dennise. As my grandma said “what starts wrongly, ends wrongly. Never build your happiness on someone else tears”

    In my opinion I think Angelina jolie is over-rated as both an actress and a woman. It amazes me how many people treat this woman as if she is a deity! They seem to forget that Jolie the “humanitarian” was once the bratty bisexual actor’s kid, who steals other women’s men, and drank blood! And they allow this mixed up nut to dopt kids? As for her looks, really there is nothing special: she has starved herself into looking like an anorexic suckerfish with those big bulbous lips.

    I’m sometimes overwhelmed by how angry I get that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt continue to receive so much praise. What they did was wrong. He fell for her and left his wife to be with her. Are we really supposed to believe that they “waited” until after he split with Jennifer? Angelina also made several comments during the speculation phase like: “I have plenty of lovers, I don’t need Brad.” and how she would never be the other woman because her father did that to her mother. I’d like to point out that these were lies and I don’t think it’s right that she has never shown any remorse for the fact that she is the cause of someones marriage ending and the cause of another woman being hurt and humiliated by the man she married and loves. Now she receives all these accolades for being this wonderful humanitarian and mother and it feels undeserved. I think she hides behind this praise and doesn’t take responsibility for the harmful things she has done to herself and others. Women need the support and respect of other women and I don’t think Angelina respects other women at all. She has proven that she takes what she wants, when she wants it and doesn’t bat an eye about who might suffer from her actions. It doesn’t matter that she is a physically stunning beauty. This shouldn’t excuse her damaging behavior. It’s hard to forgive and forget when they both have never even admitted wrong-doing. I think they are both cowardly and should come clean with their lies and B.S. I might have more respect for them if they did.

    I can’t wait till Brad is a yesterday man and she needs the next fix of a hot guy to boost her career (let’s face it, she was a D lister before the controversy). As for claiming we are all haters…It will be Jennifer who has the last laugh, and won’t old Jolie be a hater then !!

    brad pitt needs to fight the evil magic n return to the love of his life!

    Angelina is definitely A biatch! Nothing more than a home wrecker. A b-i-t-c-h who eats her words. Imagine telling the whole world that she’ll never get involved w/ a married man (and what do you know..) and will never have her own baby (uh-huh). BIATCH!

    She is a certifed manstealer!Better keep a check on your husbands when she’s around.!

    This was one of the most stupid “stories” of the many, many that TMZ posts, and I told them so. What is the point? Angelina is a home wrecker, was, is and will be. PERIOD.

  28. well

    I don’t hate Jolie, but I worry about their children because they are moving around too much. I wonder if they will really be socialized well. What if they have many acquaintances and hanger-ons, but no close friends that they can have a real connection with? Their children seem a bit stiff and quiet. In photos, I’ve never seen them throwing tantrums, crying or just laughing and playing with reckless abandonment like most children do when they are having a ball. Zahara seems a little more active, but the others don’t show the kind of boldness and confidence that David & Victoria Beckham’s kids have.

    I think the children are being stifled.

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