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Brandon Davis is skeevy beyond skeeve. The tragedy with this one is that he would probably be hot if he wasn’t A) a pinhead and B) unwashed. And we’re not exaggerating on the unwashed part. Apparently he’s so greasy than even professional hair burners won’t approach that salad without some kind of protection. “Fat Elvis” rolled up on the Frederic Fekkai salon in NYC for a trim and everyone broke out the Rubbermaid gloves.
“Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source. “He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice.”
Christ, can’t anyone do anything without having to be coked up anymore? Ugh, get your own carrot juice. What are you – a health nut now? Carrot juice? Right. He’s the picture of fitness. He’s a veritable Jack Lalanne. Quick, fetch my juicer! I just blew these rails and I need some kumquat juice NOW to take the edge off! God, the shampoo girl should have held him under and done us all a favor.
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Sweat Crotch.
I know, disgusting, but he started it.
What is he famous for? Why is he even on here?
i like her she loves pink…
http://www.mactanque.com !
Gal_Friday – he is famous for the copious amounts of perspiration his body can produce. He’s a human marvel. He’ll be in the Guiness Book of Records soon under ‘Most Sweaty Person in the World’.
He really IS sweaty, slimy, and gross. “Fetch me some Pear Nectar!!…”
carrot juice at least from the carribeans has guiness or some liquor in it with sweet milk honestly the carrots just give it color.
Maybe he should get botox shot to stop the sweat acupuncture style.
He’s famous for being a typical Hollywood rich-kid do-nothing cokehead and dickhole. “Fat Elvis!” That’s funny. He wishes he looked like Elvis when he was fat. Even fat old Elvis wasn’t THAT sticky and icky. Ewww.
I’m convinced that his sweating problem is due to heroin use, not coke. Heroin makes you sweat like crazy and if he was out of it with eyes half closed, that doesn’t sound like he was jacked up.
But I’m not saying anything that everyone doesn’t already know, right?
Sloth – he’s fat though. I thought heroin junkie’s looked like the guys in Trainspotting.
He could be on prescription drugs like Elvis was. Uppers and downers and in betweeners.