Brandon Davis is skeevy beyond skeeve. The tragedy with this one is that he would probably be hot if he wasn’t A) a pinhead and B) unwashed. And we’re not exaggerating on the unwashed part. Apparently he’s so greasy than even professional hair burners won’t approach that salad without some kind of protection. “Fat Elvis” rolled up on the Frederic Fekkai salon in NYC for a trim and everyone broke out the Rubbermaid gloves.
“Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source. “He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice.”
Christ, can’t anyone do anything without having to be coked up anymore? Ugh, get your own carrot juice. What are you – a health nut now? Carrot juice? Right. He’s the picture of fitness. He’s a veritable Jack Lalanne. Quick, fetch my juicer! I just blew these rails and I need some kumquat juice NOW to take the edge off! God, the shampoo girl should have held him under and done us all a favor.