Brandon Davis Has a Birthday and Nobody Cares

August 30th, 2007 // 4 Comments

When Paris Hilton left Mr. Chow yesterday evening, she escorted Brandon Davis, the birthday boy of the night, out the door only to lose him immediately after the paparazzi found her. Seeming more interested in finding out where her car was located than finding her friend, Paris wandered through the flashing lightbulbs, asking, “Where’s my car? Where’s my Bentley?” Completely oblivious to everything else around her, by the time Brandon (whom I love referring to as “Greasy Bear”) had found Paris’ car, she tore off and I’m guessing one of the paps had to give the poor guy a ride home. Happy Birthday, Brandon. Sorry nobody seems to give a crap, except that I’m not sorry, cause you generally seem like a douche.

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More photos of Paris Hilton leaving Brandon Davis’ birthday party at Koi are after the jump.

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Comments (4)

  1. green cardigan | August 30, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Nobody cares about Sweaty’s birthday because old Man Davis cut him out of the will right?

    Give me his address and I’ll send him a card and some hankies to mop his face. That’ll be my good deed for the day.

  2. Cali | August 30, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    …..nobody cares about Paris either – they make a good pair

  3. Darth Paul | August 30, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    To Paris’ dubious credit, this must’ve been one of her “humanitarian” efforts.

  4. ZeldaF | August 30, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    Paris Hilton has the attention span of a gnat. What a pal. Drives off & leaves him standing in his own pool of goo.

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