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Fresh from acting a fool at Paris’ birthday party on Oscar weekend, Brandon Davis f*cked off at NYC bar The Box . Fitting bar for him to hang out at since he is one. The DJ shut his ass down.
Oil-heir bad boy Brandon Davis can’t get away with his nasty remarks in New York. When Paris Hilton’s L.A. hanger-on insulted the deejay at The Box on Chrystie St. Saturday night, a spotlight was turned on him and an onstage MC “ripped on him for like 10 minutes,” reports our spywitness. “He didn’t even know who Brandon was — that was the best part.”
HAH! That’s hot. He’s about as bad boy as Richard Simmons. I bet he was so coked up and drunk that he thought he was being celebrated. “Whamean, these lights for me? Thank you so much, yeah nice ass honey, I came up with firecrotch, ya know. *belch* You know I have money, right? Yeah, do you have any blow on you? No seriously, do you? I can get back to you on it. No I can, I’m good for it. My family’s in oil. *fart* Seriously, what’s that smell? Dude, lemme borrow your hat. That’s a sweet hat. Dude, I’d bang her but I have a total case of coke dick, lately.”
T-Bone | March 6, 2007 at 11:21 am
It’s an interesting thing about Brandon and his “firecrotch” claim… Not that I’m proud of it at all, but back in the late 1970′s we called our redheaded friend Maureen (and others) “firecrotch”. I hate to say it, but he didn’t make up anything. Sorry Greasy Bear!
sandy | March 6, 2007 at 11:52 am
I’m laughing so hard I can’t even think of anything funny to say.
Tine | March 6, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Fucking Fat Elvis – of course he didn’t make up Fire Crotch. The only thing he makes is oil on his face.
Yummsh | March 6, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I like to think that the guy on the right in the picture up there is laughing at what you wrote, J. Bravo.
denisesmith | March 6, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Damn you J. Harvey ! You kill me you funny mother f-er.