Brandon Davis: Misery In A Headband

September 24th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Here’s celebrity bigot Brandon Davis oozing around NYC. This headband craze has spread to the men. I’m done. I’m going to have to buy one (Mischa or Phoebe Price?) now because all the cool kids are wearing them. Of course, most of the cool kids wearing them are total cocaine nosejobs but I’m a total lemming. Someone get me a compact mirror and a mint for my coke breath.

Davis isn’t having that great a time in the Big Apple. He tried to get into a Lukas Haas show at the Living Room on Saturday night and was denied entrance due to his lack of ID. Shithead thought he would bully his way in by asking for the manager, and then the publicist and even trying to barter with cigarettes to get in the back door. Cigarettes are a precious commodity! You would think it was Galveston!

Anyway, he finally though to get his ID out of the car. This one has his brain cells dripping out of the hole in the wall of his nasal cavity.


Here’s celebrity bigot Brandon Davis
oozing around NYC. This headband craze has spread to the men. I’m done.
I’m going to have to buy one (Mischa or Phoebe Price?) now because all the cool kids are wearing them.
Of course, most of the cool kids wearing them are total cocaine
nosejobs but I’m a total lemming. Someone get me a compact mirror and a
mint for my coke breath.Davis isn’t having that great a time in the Big Apple. He tried to get into a Lukas Haas show at the Living Room on Saturday night and was denied entrance
due to his lack of ID. Shithead thought he would bully his way in by
asking for the manager, and then the publicist and even trying to
barter with cigarettes to get in the back door. Cigarettes are a
precious commodity! You would think it was Galveston!Anyway, he
finally though to get his ID out of the car. This one has his brain
cells dripping out of the hole in the wall of his nasal cavity.

By J. Harvey

  1. SATAN LIVES AT DISNEY

    Brandon has the body type I like.

  2. SATAN LIVES AT DISNEY

    I’ve got that funny feeling, woe oh oh that funny feeling
    I’ve got that funny feeling and it’s wrong, wrong, wrong,
    woe oh oh oh

  3. SATAN LIVES AT DISNEY

    Baby, baby, I’d get down on my knees for you
    if you would only
    only love me like you [never] used to do

    Baby, baby you know I forgo the words
    that follow the above verse
    but baby, baby

    na na na na na na na
    la la la la da da da da
    da da dah
    woe oh oh oh

    I’ve got that funny feeling
    woe oh that funny feeling
    I’ve got that funny feeling and
    it’s wrong, wrong, wrong
    woe, oh oh oh oh

  4. SATAN LIVES AT DISNEY

    forgo = forgot

  5. SATAN LIVES AT DISNEY

    … and “verse” should be “ve e e e erse.”

  6. Alli

    OMG! I just had a vision in the sheen on his forehead.

    Brandon Davis and Kate Moss. He is right up her skeezy boyfriend alley!

  7. Mia

    This guy owes about 15k to a couple of escort services. He is banned from portfolioelite and private-affairs and has refused to pay their fees after booking several outcall visits.

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