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What would a family wedding be without your drunken, glassy-eyed brother getting so wasted that he gets in a fight with your dad and makes a huge scene? Not a wedding worth attending, if you ask me. At his brother’s wedding reception, Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis had a little bit too much to drinky-poo and ended up in a giant blow-out with his father. Page Six has the details of the temper tantrum.
Sources told us Brandon was “acting belligerent” and “knocking over chairs and flower arrangements” at the Mantage Resort in Laguna Beach. One witness said, “Brandon got so upset, he sent tables crashing . . . he had to be carried out of the reception.”
Usually, my biggest complaint at weddings is that they’re boring, so I’d by lying if I didn’t say that I probably would have been highly amused to witness this, had I been in attendance. That said, I would cut any bitch that so much as bruises a single rose petal when it’s my turn to walk down the aisle.
(WENN)
green cardigan | July 10, 2007 at 5:25 pm
he had to be carried out of the reception! Oh, I love it! That will be talked about in 25 years time by the Davis family.
I have a friend who got married, and her 58 year old aunt stripped naked on the dancefloor at the wedding reception. That one takes some beating!
Darth Paul | July 10, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Pity an ER visit wasn’t the result.
T-bone | July 10, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Are the Davis friends and family so blind that they can’t see that this kid needs help? Every time he opens his mouth he’s asking for someone to give a shit. Seriously! Someone do a chemical health or mental health intervention — pronto.
Spiff | July 10, 2007 at 5:51 pm
It’s called the Montage…
stolidog | July 10, 2007 at 6:45 pm
i thought daddy-o was deady-o. no?
maybe i’m thinking of granddaddy?
either way, holding onto him to throw him out of the wedding musta been harder than catchin’ a greased pig at the county fair.
Zekers | July 11, 2007 at 6:39 am
Not arguing that the guy has mental challenges and would possibly benefit from treatment; but, last time I checked, there is no (legal) cure for assholitis…
Kate | July 11, 2007 at 7:31 am
Hasn’t he been in rehab at least twice already?
Zekers | July 11, 2007 at 9:33 am
He was supposedly in rehab after the whole “Firecrotch” incident but I suspect the rehab these rich folks go to is just a ‘p.r.’ rehab…just makes it look to us blind, poor folk like they are actually doing something about their behavior/problem(s). I bet he has not seen the inside of a ‘real’ rehab. He’s such a disgusting individual…yuck!
green cardigan | July 11, 2007 at 10:03 am
He’s one of those overprivileged underachievers. No doubt he’s been to the best schools, has had the best health care and all the other advantages that money can buy. And look at him. All he knows how to do well is get wasted and abuse people. A professional asshole.
You know, I think in the long run people are better off if life isn’t always an easy ride.
AND he needs to change his hairstylist.
T-bone | July 11, 2007 at 10:16 am
I wholeheartedly agree that this guy is a total asshole, but most of the abusive assholes of the world need serious psychological attention, and this guy is no different. Yes, he’s rich and overpriviledged — no doubt, but somehow he is completely angry, violent, miserable, abusive, chemically dependent, and severely depressed as well. God forbid should this guy reproduce or marry before he gets the mental health attention he so badly needs.
Zekers | July 11, 2007 at 10:48 am
I think we’re safe from him marrying…I mean, come on T-bone, who the hell would touch that??? ‘Course, his equally disgusting older brother got married, so I guess anything is possible!
2 Old 4 This | July 11, 2007 at 10:52 am
booooring – this guy is such a cliche
Kate | July 11, 2007 at 10:58 am
Don’t get me wrong, I hate this guy. But does anyone else think that if he wasn’t a complete overweight asshole, he could actually be quite attractive? If only personality transplants were available on health care. Sigh.
green cardigan | July 11, 2007 at 11:18 am
There will be plenty of contenders for his hand in marriage. Think hitting the jackpot on a slot machine. But maybe he’ll come screaming out of the closet one of these days. Who knows.
Anyway, he’s an adult, not a minor, so his behaviour and his problems are his own responsibility. He can only blame his family for so long. He needs to grow up. Unfortanately i can’t see that happening anytime soon. Tosser.
green cardigan | July 11, 2007 at 11:18 am
There will be plenty of contenders for his hand in marriage. Think hitting the jackpot on a slot machine. But maybe he’ll come screaming out of the closet one of these days. Who knows.
Anyway, he’s an adult, not a minor, so his behaviour and his problems are his own responsibility. He can only blame his family for so long. He needs to grow up. Unfortanately i can’t see that happening anytime soon. Tosser.
Clarisse | July 11, 2007 at 11:18 am
“there is no (legal) cure for assholitis”
Bwahaha! AWESOME Zekers!!!
Kate,
If he showered, lost weight and had an exorcism he would be an attractive guy.
Green cardigan,
Cheers! I’m glad my parents taught me how to be a responsible respectable adult.
T-bone | July 11, 2007 at 11:49 am
Unfortunately, there’s no shortage of women who marry abusive assholes and there’s no shortage of women marrying men for money.
Zekers | July 11, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Well if someone is depraved enough to seek a meal ticket with this disgusting, walking oil gland, they’ll get what they deserve! I’m banking on the fact that his sperm can’t swim-for various reasons I won’t list-so even if he did snag someone, hopefully reproduction wouldn’t occur.
T-bone | July 11, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Which brings us to the real question here —— why IS he so greasy?
Zekers | July 11, 2007 at 1:03 pm
…I just ate so I can’t think about the grease factor right now…have to get back to you on that! :)
green cardigan | July 11, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Walking Oil Gland ! I love it!
He looks like he bathes in chip fat. They probably had to throw a net over him at the wedding in order to catch him to carry him out of the reception. He was probably knocking over tables and roaring and no one could catch him cause he’s so slimey.
green cardigan | July 11, 2007 at 1:26 pm
ok, now I’m obsessed with this guy even though I don’t know who the hell he is! He sort of reminds me of cattle. You know, braying and snorting and stamping his hooves.
He needs to be branded with a hot poker at any rate.
T-bone | July 11, 2007 at 2:07 pm
“They probably had to throw a net over him at the wedding in order to catch him to carry him out of the reception”
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Laughing out loud…
CHEAP VIAGRA | May 5, 2009 at 5:11 pm
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hoping for help for all who need it | November 24, 2009 at 4:47 pm
T-Bone…
Thank -you for your comment..I’m am glad to see someone else thinks this guy needs help.
people do not act the way he does(supposedly)
if they are happy and well.
I saw something on him recently and he has been on my prayer list since.
He needs to leave LA and suround himself with people who care about ‘Brandon’ the person and NOT ‘Brandon Davis’ the rich guy.Hopefully then he can get some help .
I wish him the best and all those in simaliar situations who need help and someone to care.