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Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday that Brandon Davis headed off to rehab? Actually is was only three weeks ago that Brandon headed off to Passages to cure his nasty case of firecrotch. From the partial shot of the head that I can make out, he still seems to be squinty-eyed, puffy and sweaty. I guess rehab isn’t the cure-all that it is hyped up to be.
I do love his tan though. I also am happy to see that Paris Hilton has taken to covering up her crotch with a handbag, after the recent crotch-slip incident.
More photos of the gang, after the jump.
(Images courtesy of x17online.com)
Written by Eva Boyd
(Images courtesy of x17online.com)
Brandon, dear. You live in LA and you’ve got cash up the wazoo. Can’t you find a dermatologist or make-up artist who can make you look less like you’ve run a marathon?
clearly he didn’t make use of the showering facilities during his $1,000-a-day rehab stint. at least paris is learning from old mistakes. you go girl!
Those bitches are UG-LEEE!!!!
And of course that pretentious fuckface is wasted. He has to make up for lost time!
Fuck.. Paris is all feet…. and ugly peckers too
Let me get this straight: The idiot gets out of rehab & runs to a bar w/ his 2 skanky friends? What’s wrong, girls? No anorexics around to take to Weight Watchers?
with all that money, why does Paris always look like she shopped off the sale rack at WalMart?
I mean, she’s got to wear the UGLIEST dresses I’ve ever seen. You can wear something short and low cut and not look like you took some hedge shears to a Gunnie Sax dress.
but yes, at least she blocked the crotch-shot with her bag this time.
hehe just goes to show you money cant buy class.
Paris can’t figure out how to get in & out of a car without flashing her business?
How hard is it to swing both legs out, together, at the same time like a lady?????
if that’s too challenging…….try WEARING UNDERWEAR!!!
the key word is LADY =)
i dont think that applys to paris or lindsay Lohan they are trash with bank cards period i dont make the money thy do but i have class and standards and they dont amount to a sweaty red faced junkie with a bank account
*hooked on phonics not on drugs*