Know Your Role, Brad Pitt

February 4th, 2008 // 13 Comments

If this picture doesn’t sum up Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s relationship, I don’t know what does. I feel like one of those bullshit shrinks that the rags hire to analyze body language in pictures. Note that the Most Beautiful Woman In The World is completely blocking her escort’s face with one crone-like arm as if to make sure he knows he’s nothing more than a purse fetcher and coat holder. Here’s Angie and Brad arriving at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival on Saturday, where Angie was awarded with Most Important Person In The World or something. Why doesn’t she just put a leash on him and ignore the safeword? You know what goes on.

Photos: Flynet Onilne

12 more photos of Brangelina at the Santa Barbara Film Festival after the jump.

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Photos: Flynet Onilne

By J. Harvey

  1. agree

    Brad is my favorite. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

  2. ella

    “Why doesn’t she just put a leash on him and ignore the safeword? You know what goes on.”

    J. Harvey, you are fantastic. :)

  3. Ugh, ban the spammers. Also, I am sick of this couple. I will avoid any movies either of them are in anymore just because of all their publicity.

  4. erika

    Dear Angie,
    Quit writing on yourself!!!

  5. Zekers

    “I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.”
    Hopefully one with a new stylist! Good Lord, what is he wearing??? I wonder if it has batteries?

  6. Lola

    Did Brad raid David Arquette’s closet or something??? That “suit” is hideous!!

  7. skinny fat

    WTF does Brad have on his head?????? I’ll never go see either of them in a movie again…media hos.

  8. Janepitt

    They so need to go away. I think millions of other people feel the same about seeing them in movies. Why pay $10.50 to see them pretend to be others, when all they do is posture for the camera? Watching them trying to play a happy couple is just sickening.

  9. T-Bone

    UGH! Bad outfit, Brad! The whole picture, just plain bad.

  10. Anti-Brangelinas, and anti Loons come here and join us

    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/forum-40.html

    It’s the anti-brangie site.

  11. Anti-Brangelinas, and anti Loons come here and join us

    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/forum-40.html

    It’s the anti-brangie site.

  12. Candy

    No wonder she is trying to hide him. He looks
    awful anymore, about 60 years old and no class.
    Of course she isn’t getting younger. Looks like
    she is about forty. Why pay for a movie when
    they have to have publicity 24/7. Besides I pre-
    fer to donate my money to my own causes, not
    theirs. In her next movie Chris is going to look
    like her son.

  13. Fuck all of you

    Hey, ALL of you Shut the fuck up, i love both of them!!!

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