Brangelina See No Reason To Stop Churning Out Babies

February 6th, 2009 // 7 Comments

One may venture to think that after six kids, two full-time globe-trotting, red carpet-walking parents may have had their fill. At least for the moment.

You know, give the kidlet army a year or so just to gel or chill, or whatever.

Not so people. Angelina Jolie is revving up that uterus for another invasion, hopefully by the time her freshly born twins turn one. Atta girl! Keep it fresh. We’re sick and tired of Knox and Vivienne. It’s a cut-throat Hollywood baby world. NEXT!

“Angie is doing everything she can to get pregnant,” a source close to the family told the US version of OK! magazine via The Mirror. “She’s
taking prenatal vitamins, has dramatically cut down on her junk-food
consumption and is seeing her obstetrician regularly whenever she’s
back in LA. Her goal is to be pregnant by the time Knox and Viv have their first birthday.”

And if you were to think Brad Pitt would ever put down his foot (HA!) it would appear he has a major case of The Babies too.

He told the Mirror:

“We haven’t found any reason to stop yet,” he laughs. “It’s chaos at
times, but there’s such joy in the house. We have the capability to
give a child a home and, let me tell you, it’s selfish too because the
reward has been extraordinary…I’ve been dragging the family back and forth from continent to continent and I’m going to have to give them a break pretty soon.”

Nice. Get back from work, race to a holiday, knock Angie up. Do it all again.

Click any photo to check out all 10 photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in the gallery!


One may venture to think that after six kids, two full-time globe-trotting, red carpet-walking parents may have had their fill. At least for the moment.

You know, give the kidlet army a year or so just to gel or chill, or whatever.

Not so people. Angelina Jolie is revving up that uterus for
another invasion, hopefully by the time her freshly born twins turn
one. Atta girl! Keep it fresh. We’re sick and tired of Knox and
Vivienne. It’s a cut-throat Hollywood baby world. NEXT!

“Angie is doing everything she can to get pregnant,” a source close to the family told the US version of OK! magazine via The Mirror. “She’s
taking prenatal vitamins, has dramatically cut down on her junk-food
consumption and is seeing her obstetrician regularly whenever she’s
back in LA. Her goal is to be pregnant by the time Knox and Viv have their first birthday.”

And if you were to think Brad Pitt would ever put down his foot (HA!) it would appear he has a major case of The Babies too.

He told the Mirror:

“We haven’t found any reason to stop yet,” he laughs. “It’s chaos at
times, but there’s such joy in the house. We have the capability to
give a child a home and, let me tell you, it’s selfish too because the
reward has been extraordinary…I’ve been dragging the family back and forth from continent to continent and I’m going to have to give them a break pretty soon.”

Nice. Get back from work, race to a holiday, knock Angie up. Do it all again.Check out all 10 photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in the gallery!

By Melissa Noble

  1. CC

    They are no better than the woman who just gave birth to Octuplets via in-vitro. I am all for them adopting children who don’t have homes, but there is NO reason to have more than 2 children naturally. Recent global/environmental studies have supported the idea that more than 2 children per family will have long lasting and devastating impacts on the earth and resources we all depend on to live. You would think these moron celebs who get behind every cause du jour would realize this. I guess they don’t actually educate themselves rather look for the best photo-op. Losers.

  2. www.blahgirls.com

    They’re popping out enough kids to marry off all of the cute celebutots! Total hottie couples in the making.

  3. STEVEN SMITH

    She has to catch up with the mother
    of 14..Since the mother of 14 looks just like her!!!

    Go for it … have 35 kids running around.. and make Brad look like he
    is 50 years old soon.. fine..

  4. Emily

    CC you are some environmentalist freak! They can have as many children as they well please, especially since they obviously have the money to provide for them and I see no lack of emotional support!
    Frankly, I’m glad some celebrities enjoy having and raising children instead of messing around and then going in to have their monthly abortions.

  5. jane

    Angelina has substituted having children for drugs and exhibitionism. She can’t get enough the whore is addicted to the attention it brings her. There is no way her kids are getting the love and attention they need. Especially when you factor in how many films these two have done since adopting Zahar.

  6. Claire

    The earth is overpopulated as it is. Your uterus is not a clown car, Angie!

  7. suzanne

    What the FUCK are you doing, Jolie? There are so many people on this earth. You don’t need any more babies, anyway…!

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