Breaking News: Britney Lost Her Damn Kids

October 1st, 2007 // 54 Comments

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In a completely unshocking turn of events, Britney Spears done lost them kiddies.

L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today stating that Kevin Federline, the boys’ father, “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.”

Holy shit. This is gonna be the ultimate Francis Farmer moment on top of her Francis Farmer moment collection. What the hell is she gonna do all day? Who’s going to tell her to put some pants on and where the house is? You know those kids stepped up a long time ago and started trying to help her crazy ass out. Until they finally had to crawl to the courthouse and say “Look, judge – Dad’s a scrub but he knows where his house is. Let’s get crucial.” Stay tuned.

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Comments (54)

  1. ickivicki | October 1, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    Oh, snap!
    You know, all this time I hoping that she would lose them so maybe she would realize how much she has been acting like an ass. But now that she has lost her kids, I kind of feel sad for her. Hopefully this will be a reality check for her to wake up and start acting like a grown up.

  2. Akare | October 1, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    ahahahaha ahahaha ahahaha ahahaha good news at last. ahahahah ahahahaha

  3. T-Bone | October 1, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    Per usual, there’s more to this story than what’s written here… He probably has the kids until she goes through parenting classes and can prove she’s not doing drugs. Once she proves that, she’ll get them back.

    For all of you laughing at her misfortune, you best hope your lack of compassion doesn’t catch up with you.

  4. Sase | October 1, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Well said, T-bone.

  5. Kris | October 1, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    I feel bad for her. Yeah, I know she’s a mess, but I can’t even imagine how I’d feel if I lost my kids. She needs help. I hope this doesn’t put her over the edge.

  6. Clarisse | October 1, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    T-Bone,
    I usually got your back, but on this loony tune, i have to disagree.

    Brit used up her last, last chance at sympathy.

    She was told/advised over and over to straighten her shit out or she could lose her kids. She clearly didn’t care enough to stop going out every night, driving around like a tard (with her kids!), running around with a dead ferret on her head, wearing a shirt as a dress.

    Maybe NOW she will grow up and take control of her life.

  7. me | October 1, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    She probably didn’t want them after she had them. Dressing and acting this retarded probably was her key to getting rid of them. Buh bye, kids! You’ll learn all about pimpin’ and bling from Big Daddy ghetto boy now.

  8. Darth Paul | October 1, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    OMG, I can NOT believe you compared this slobtard to the gorgeous Francis Farmer! FF’s family threw her in the snake pit…this one’s doing stuff unbelievably worse than anything FF did and is only losing custody of her kids. She’s endangering lives by driving around w/no license or brain waves, for fock’s sake!

    Huhhuhuhuhuh…I said “FF”…

  9. Angietothemax | October 1, 2007 at 5:06 pm

    I don’t even think this will be enough.

  10. kellygrrrl | October 1, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    T-Bone, i have to disagree with you on your feeling that she will breeze through some quick parentling class and POOF all will be well.
    She is going to have to work really really hard and it will take AT LEAST a year to get any form of custody back.
    I don’t know if she’s got it in her to step up to the plate.
    sadly, I don’t think she’s it rock bottom yet!

  11. lindz | October 1, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    you people are fucking weird white nerds and it’s obvious. who doesn’t do drugs?! how do drugs make one an unfit parent?! HMMMMMMM. that white trash wigger just wants the bitches money which is why he never went after his mongoloid kids with the nigger bitch.

  12. Don't do it. | October 1, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    I hope no one here bothers to dignifiy “lindz”‘s post with any reply. She is just baiting people with hate and stupidity. Miserable little nothing.

  13. T-Bone | October 1, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    Lindz – it’s true — everyone on this board acts as if they’ve never had a drink while their kids were either sleeping or playing in another room. I don’t buy it. I also don’t buy it that old Kevin doesn’t do his share of drinking and drugs as well. The funny thing is though that now that KFED has pulled this little game on Britney, the cameras are going to be watching him like a hawk and he best not screw up even once.

    And I 100% agree that he didn’t go after his other kids (or EVEN STAY with his other kids), because they weren’t worth the same amount of money, but time will show this. Don’t worry.

    As for the racist comments — UM….that’s pretty much where you lost me… Not cool.

  14. Applespice | October 1, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    And what caused this turn of events?

    I had read in US Weekly that she thought the judges orders were ‘crazy’.

    I love Brit and it’s sad to see her spiral down like this… but sometiems it takes hitting rock bottom for someone to learn to stand on their own feet.

    I do wonder what caused this though.

  15. AW!d | October 1, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    I had kids in my early twenties and my girls and I went out and drank and dressed up and made out with men and everything too. Britney is doing what we did but she’s doing it in front of the cameras and got called out by her sloppy EX who wants her CA$H.

  16. MizLiz | October 1, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    Britney has had one chance after another…her relatives have been urging her to get help, and she seems bent on a self-destructive path. It’s quite possible she’s mentally ill, in my opinion. Just because she’s a celebrity, don’t assume she’s a wonderful person. Some women should NOT have children. Ever.

    My main concern is those two little guys who have had quite enough bad parenting. They need to see a doctor and a dentist immediately, and now that Kevin has them (with the support of the grandparents) I think their life has taken a turn for the better.

    Let’s keep focused on who’s important here. Clue: It isn’t Ms. Spears.

  17. 2 things...AW!d and T-boned/lindz | October 1, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    What AW!d said:

    I feel bad for your kids having an alcoholic whore for a mother. Hopefully they are with the father now.

    What lindz/T-Boned said:

    Bull! He didn’t have to “go after” his other children because they have a loving and responsible mother. Unlike the drug addled spoiled trailer tramp britney.

  18. Applespice | October 1, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    Just a thought… I wonder if she failed a drug/alcohol test?

  19. Shasta | October 1, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    I bet Applespice is right. She did something to warrant this.

  20. T-Bone | October 1, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    I wondered about that too, applespice.

    As for KFED, bullSH*T that he isn’t going after Britney’s money! Time will prove this. Just wait. The guy is a slug! Don’t forget how he treated his ex, Shar. He had NO problem walking away from her to get Brit Brit’s money. At the very LEAST — open your eyes to that fact.

  21. What T-Bone said: | October 1, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    …and at the very least, YOU open YOUR eyes to the fact that dear sweet Brit BOUGHT and PAID for Kevin and didn’t give two shiats that he was in a relationship.

  22. Kutch | October 1, 2007 at 6:13 pm

    Is the bloodthirsty media to blame for Britney losing her kids? vote here:


    http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/2574/britney-loses-custody-of-her-kids-until-further-order-who-s-to-blame

  23. cbenji | October 1, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    HEY! IT’S PARTY TIME!!!!
    Take off yer panties and grab a handful of X Brit Brit! you didn’t need them damn kids anyway. Now you can party twenty four seven!

  24. lollie | October 1, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    she has been warned yet still continues to drive illegally, go out partying, and act like she couldnt care less. She parades her kids in front of the paps, K-Fed certainly doesnt, she needs HELP. And Maybe this is the wakeup call.

  25. pilsbury | October 1, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    About time too, I hope she never gets the kids back.

    Britney has blown it after loads of chances but she kept going her own sweet way and she got what she deserved.

    I only hope the kids get a decent upbringing.

  26. SUAREZ | October 1, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    Gotta ask yourselves a question. When did Britney’s fall from grace begin? Answer: after she met k-fed.

    Question: would she have children if not for k-fed? Answer: no probably not

    Question: could she be post-partum? answer: yes.

    Question: would anyone know about how she treats the kids if not for k-fed’s lawyer? answer: no.

  27. Chaz | October 1, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    The bad news is she has to surrender the kids. The good news is that since she has to give them up at 12 noon, she can take care of it when she’s on her way home from the previous night’s clubbing.

    I hate to come across like I’m defending Federline, but maybe the reason he didn’t try to seek custody of his other children is that the mother of those children isn’t out of her mind. I’m not naive about the possibility he’s in it only for the money (since his spousal support runs out in a matter of weeks), but he’s not inventing Britney’s antics that we see nearly every day.

    Now, she’ll have every incentive to straighten herself out. We’ll see if she’s up to it.

  28. rose | October 1, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    you people are scum. living off of other’s troubles. must be losers with no life or you wouldn’t be getting off over someone having trouble and losing their kids. feel sorry for you.r

  29. eh | October 1, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    Why do people actually like Britney? What’s to like about her? Her first film clip had mindless skank written all over it and she hasn’t done anything to proves she’s anything but since.

  30. what | October 1, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    What a bunch of BS. She may not be the best mother, but how are those children in danger being with her? She has full-time help around at all times. KF isn’t raising his other children, and why is that? It is because he doesn’t get any money to raise them. This is sick.

  31. southern belle | October 1, 2007 at 8:02 pm

    lindz said:
    Posted on October 1, 2007 05:17 PM

    “………that white trash wigger just wants the bitches money which is why he never went after his mongoloid kids with the nigger bitch.”

    =====================================

    Kevin Federline’s ex-girlfriend is SHAR JACKSON.

    For your information, Kevin didn’t need to get custody of the kids from Shar bc she is an EXELLENT mother.

    Also, Kevin sees his ex and their children all the time. He is NOT an absentee father. He isn’t perfect, but he loves all of his children.

    Admit it, Brit is just screwed up. Why don’t you try to save her? No — scratch that! Judging from your comments, you are a dirtbag, low-life drug user and a racist too. You are in the same boat.

  32. theodora | October 1, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    Right-e-o Chaz!

    Spears’s defenders are putting the blame everywhere but where it should be… on Spears. Spears is the crazy, compulsive fool who “bought” a husband and then popped out two kids in succession to try to trap him. If he used her at all, she brought it on herself. She encouraged it by lavishing him with expensive jewelry, cars and motorcycles. She acted like a desperate, old, worn-out hag hiring a gigolo. She did it! Nobody told Spears to act so incredibly stupid. The fact that she couldn’t pull herself together (after all these months) to retain custody of her kids just proves how unstable she truly is.

  33. Lisa | October 1, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    This guy has pictures of britney on her way to drop the kids off to Kevin one last time.. she looks kind of upset.

    http://www.kiss957.com/pages/jox/munchie.html

  34. What theodora | October 1, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    THEOWHORE-A
    YOu’re one of those nasty ass bits who judges everyone. you’re probably fat and ugly.

  35. theodora | October 1, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    Stick a plug in it. Two birds of a feather flock together. I’m prettier than trashy Britney. Since she’s your idol, I must be MUCH better looking than you!

  36. What THEOWHOREA | October 1, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    Only ugly fat people are as judgmental as you girl. YOU IS UGLY!

  37. theodora | October 1, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    If I’m ugly, you, my dear, are REPULSIVE!

  38. theodora | October 1, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    … and STUPID to make a generalization that “only ugly fat people are as judgmental.”

  39. Ruby Jackson | October 1, 2007 at 9:56 pm

    What SUAREZ said is not true. Remember Britney’s quickie Las Vegas wedding that lasted 3 days? She was a whack job long before she stole Kevin.

    She was ordered by the court to be drug tested twice per week… so, she obviously failed her drug test. Not hard to figure out.

  40. sara | October 1, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    ABOUT TIME! Somebody had the guts to do this.
    sure i feel sorry for Britney but come on ppl those kids need to be safe and right now that shoud be the most important thing, maybe this will push her to seek the help she needs lord knows she has the time/and money, although if truth be told im not sure fed-x is the right person for the job by far but at this point anyone is better then britney. Im just glad to see someone is paying attention!!

  41. YOU BEEN HAD | October 1, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    THOSE KIDS WERE SAFE! Girl has 5 nannies and 3000 paparazzi watching over her! Kevin is manipulating all you fools. GOD!

  42. Loob | October 1, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    “lindz said:
    you people are fucking weird white nerds and it’s obvious. who doesn’t do drugs?! how do drugs make one an unfit parent?!”

    I hope you’re sterile. That kind of belligerent stupidity shouldn’t procreate.

    What I don’t get is, why didn’t she just give Kevin the kids when he asked for them, since she had no intention of ever being a good mother or indeed ever putting on underwear again.
    What the judge asked of her was so easy, and she went out of her way to ruin it for herself.
    Seems like she could have saved a fortune in lawyer costs.

  43. dian | October 1, 2007 at 11:02 pm
  44. RIC | October 1, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    Come on people who the hell are you all to sit in judgement?If that had been any normal mom out there there would be nothing wrong with what she is doing as a mom.The only thing she is doing wrong is driving with no freaking license shes not suspended she just needs to go take the freakin test and if she gets it before her court date the charge will be dropped.No biggie and whats wrong with her going out and taking her kids out shopping or to dinner etc?Its the fucking paps that are hounding her to death she ought to sue the pants outta the press its pretty damn bad when a mom cant take her children out without all the press hounding her christ she cant even walk to and from without beeing blind from the cameras and all the paps in her way.They dont even do that to the freakin president of the united states for christ sake.Everyone should get back outta the girls space and leave her the fuck alone now I hope all you judgemental morons are all happy now and I hope they start waeching kfed because let me tell you honey hes no angel just hasnt got caught yet.As for britney honey you need a break go party now get it out of your system without all those freaks following you in your space we all deserve privacy you go honey.When you are ready to prove to the courts whatever they want you to prove believe me you will get them back hugs Britney its all over for a while you need a break luv ya Brit Ric

  45. jim | October 1, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    This is what’s wrong with America, you stupid dumb asses are feeling sorry for a loser! You want me to have sympathy for that piece of shit? There are so many good parents, men and women who are busting their asses working several jobs, not making ends meet or not having child care to get an occasional break for the stress of raising kids and THEY are not out making fools of themselves and endangering others around them. Some like this does not deserve pity, they deserve shame. Perhaps if we all would quit coddling people like her, they would be forced to grow the fuck up and behave responsibly. Let’s hope for a quick and timely suicide from Ms. Spears. Now I will sit back and wait for all of the hate mail from you fools who defend this kind behavior. And by the way….she DOES know what she is doing and NO it is not a cry for help, just a cry for publicity and attention! People with true mental health issues act better than she does.

  46. YOU BEEN HAD | October 1, 2007 at 11:53 pm

    NO Jim you’re wrong. Sometimes people with mental health problems act like this. Especially if they’re using drugs too.
    You haven’t walked in her shoes. The only person who comes close to walking in her shoes is Michael Jackson and look what a mess he is. but even he kept his damn kids. What’s happening to her is a tragedy and you all are to blame. the media, the fans, the people who stalk her and her mom for exploiting her. It’s disgusting!@

  47. Logan | October 2, 2007 at 9:21 am

    Lesson 1: Listen to the judge’s signed orders or face the consequences. If you actually LIKE the consequences, then go for it!

  48. Sooz | October 2, 2007 at 9:59 am

    “Look, judge – Dad’s a scrub but he knows where his house is. Let’s get crucial.” Stay tuned.

    ( snicker) THAT is the funniest thing I’ve read today!!!

  49. nastybugger | October 2, 2007 at 10:11 am

    hmmm…who knew brit would inspire such responses? she’s giving brangie a run for their money!

    T-bone…one thing I take issue with in your post…it’s more than her just having a drink while her kids were sleeping or playing in another room, and I think you know that. as the judge said, she has shown herself to be a frequent and habitual user of alcohol and illegal drugs. Self medicating, in my opinion…

    I’ll say it again…it’s VERY hard to have sympathy for a person who KNOWS they have a problem (one that can cause their kids to be taken from them!) and does nothing about it. If she had at least made a discernible effort to improve herself, I think we’d be seeing a lot more sympathy from the posters on here. but she’s acting like she just doesn’t give a flying fuck, and certainly acting like she doesn’t want custody.

  50. nastybugger | October 2, 2007 at 10:18 am

    one more thing…

    RIC said:

    Come on people who the hell are you all to sit in judgement?If that had been any normal mom out there there would be nothing wrong with what she is doing as a mom.

    NOTHING WRONG? you must be taking the same drugs as Brit.

    If that had been any normal (and by “normal” I assume you mean “non-famous”) mom out there, there would STILL be something wrong with what she was doing as a mom. she just wouldn’t be photographed doing it.

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