Breaking News: Britney Lost Her Damn Kids

October 1st, 2007 // 54 Comments

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In a completely unshocking turn of events, Britney Spears done lost them kiddies.

L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today stating that Kevin Federline, the boys’ father, “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.”

Holy shit. This is gonna be the ultimate Francis Farmer moment on top of her Francis Farmer moment collection. What the hell is she gonna do all day? Who’s going to tell her to put some pants on and where the house is? You know those kids stepped up a long time ago and started trying to help her crazy ass out. Until they finally had to crawl to the courthouse and say “Look, judge – Dad’s a scrub but he knows where his house is. Let’s get crucial.” Stay tuned.

By J. Harvey

  1. messa

    She So Had Coming. Seems To me Like She Wanted This To Happen. If Look At The Picture She Has A Smile On Her Face And Not A Frown. I Would Be Crying My Eyes Out, Now Does She Seem Like A Stable Mother, NO

  2. messa

    She So Had Coming. Seems To Me Like She Wanted This To Happen. If Look At The Picture She Has A Smile On Her Face And Not A Frown. I Would Be Crying My Eyes Out, Now Does She Seem Like A Stable Mother, NO

  3. uh huh

    If the media and the cameras left Britney Spears alone, a some of you have suggested, she wouldn’t be able to take it because the woman is an EXHIBITIONIST (even the former bodyguard saw her naked). She thrives on attention and would just do something else shocking to make everybody watch her.

  4. truth be told

    Spears fought Kevin Fed in court because she detests him now. It’s been all over the rags that she wanted him back, but he said he thinks she is unstable and the answer was “No.”

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