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So Ted Casablanca over at E! told a little story about Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green going out to eat last weekend.

Apparently, a fan approached the table to get a picture with them, and Brian wasn’t having it.

“Someone tried to get a picture with them, but Brian said they don’t take pictures anymore because it would end up on Facebook,” says an eyewitness to the fan diss. “Megan looked like she was going to get up and take one before Brian said, ‘She does not take pictures either.’ “

Now no one’s arguing that the fan was obviously an asshole, seriously, people are eating, but Ted is trying to float the theory that Brian is possessive and controlling.  I don’t know, Ted, how can I trust a guy who can’t be bothered to type out the word ‘though’ in it’s entirety?

My answer is: who cares?  Why pose theories; this relationship will implode eventually on it’s own.  Hey, don’t look at me; statistics back that up.  And I saw Jennifer’s Body.  Ergh.

Anyway, here are these two jokers in Hollywood Saturday picking up Brian’s kid from karate class.  Yeesh, what a happy bunch.  Also, didn’t LA get the memo?  It’s fall, dammit!  Dig out your light jackets just like the rest of us!