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David Silver is a sad sack. Brian Austin Green is denying numerous reports that claim his hot girlfriend, Megan Fox, has left his clown ass. I need to remember David Silver as that dopey guy behind the keyboard doing some amazing white guy dancing. Did you know he had an album? Let’s get it on iTunes’ “Sad Ass” section.

“No, we’re solid. We met on Hope and Faith. We’ve lived together for
three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names. We have more time
away from each other now than we’d like,” he says.

No, honey, she has more time away because she has a career. Your time is spent in front of the TV watching 90210 re-runs on Soapnet and wistfully wondering why you never made it big like Hilary Swank. Damn, yo, I played like I was into drugs and then I was depressed and everything on dat show! Why won’t they call me for that sequel, yo? Hook a whitey up!

Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Megan Fox at Fred Segal in the gallery!

David Silver is a sad sack. Brian Austin Green is denying
numerous reports that claim his hot girlfriend, Megan Fox, has left his
clown ass. I need to remember David Silver as that dopey guy behind the
keyboard doing some amazing white guy dancing. Did you know he had an
album? Let’s get it on iTunes’ “Sad Ass” section.”No, we’re solid. We met on Hope and Faith. We’ve lived together for
three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names. We have more time
away from each other now than we’d like,” he says.No, honey, she has more time away because she has a career. Your time is spent in front of the TV watching 90210
re-runs on Soapnet and wistfully wondering why you never made it big
like Hilary Swank. Damn, yo, I played like I was into drugs and then I
was depressed and everything on dat show! Why won’t they call me for
that sequel, yo? Hook a whitey up!Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Megan Fox at Fred Segal in the gallery!