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This is not what Paris needs for her image overhaul. Fine, get caught smoking a spliff and photographed all slutty at a beach party. But DO NOT throw in with this crazy mamma jamma. You should be thrown back in the clink for that. Britney and Paris were caught last night leaving a club within ten minutes of each other. I know you’re like, well that doesn’t mean they were hanging out together. But actually it does because mess is magnetic.

Brit Brit, looking hottish (for her) and a covered up Hilton were spotted leaving Opera last night, within 10 minutes of each other.

TMZ caught both gals leaving the hotspot: Britney took off around 1:50 AM as she held hands with an unidentified new guy, who was on purse duty for the popwreck. Also accompanying them was a Brit-alike, wearing an identical outfit — down to matching booty shorts and fedora. Brit also left a man at the club stiffed — by not tipping the valet on her way out!

You know Paris was going to hook up with them later on the downlow for a fourgy. Adrian Grenier was pissed he couldn’t make it. Question, parenting books must advise you AGAINST going out to the barroom every single night and bringing home a different man, right? The kid might notice your slutty activity after awhile and it might make them a little weird later on in life. Does Dr. Spock have a chapter on that? Can someone hit up Borders and buy her a manual or something?

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