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Remember when Britney went kazoo and attacked the photogs with that umbrella? Well she’s sorry. She sent a handwritten note to paparazzi agency X-17 apologizing for the incident. It’s what you would imagine.
Dear x17,
I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got alil carried away with my role!
Britney
Damn, Spellcheck! That sounds like a terrible movie. Doesn’t play his part? Is the husband crazy and runs around swinging umbrellas at cars? This is the kind of thing that happens when you don’t use an assistant or have anyone guiding your career. There are first grader letters to Santa Claus with more clarity.
I think it’s called sarcasm. Perhaps you should look into it. For someone who strives to be a ‘witty’ celebrity blogger, the aforementioned use of sarcasm might help you. That is all.
Yeah… I really doubt that’s why she did that.
Sarcasm….NO.
Failed attempt at sarcasm…..YES!!
Sarcasm or not, why does she keep writing all sorts of retarded letters, all her soon to be ex has to do is walk into family court and she’d be on supervised visits. Forever.
She’s just a hillbilly whore who will be broke in few years, selling carpet or used cars in cheap commercials. Ugh, I wish she’d just move back to the swamp where she came from.
sarcasm – no.
idiotic moron – yes.
She’s found the perfect excuse. Spouse catches you with another person – research! Get caught with a needle in your arm – research! Kill a hobo and hide the body in a manhole – research!
I could go on but I’ve got work to do. Sigh… I’d rather do research.