Britney Attempts to Steal Questionable Undergarments

November 29th, 2007 // 14 Comments

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

Get this girl to an institution. On a recent outing to the Hustler Store on the Sunset Strip, Britney attempted to steal the racy underwear shown above (she was stopped at the door and ended up paying for them). What is really bizarre is what happened prior to her attempted shoplifting incident. After she reportedly attempted to sneak the undergarment past employees, she was again told that she could not take them into the dressing room. According to eyewitness reports, Spears then removed her own panties in the middle of the store and tried the Barely Legal shorts on before heading to the door with the undergarments tucked into her bag, unpaid for.

Just plain sad.

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Comments (14)

  1. Ruby Jackson | November 29, 2007 at 10:06 am

    Remember when Greta Garbo got busted for stealing something incidental at a drug store? She was like eighty years old at the time. It’s the same thing. Mental illness.

  2. Cat | November 29, 2007 at 10:08 am

    What is the deal?? She likes going to Court or what? Seems she likes to be in trouble with the law jsut for attention or what……problem here folks.

  3. Jinxy McDeath | November 29, 2007 at 10:33 am

    Anna Nicole Smith was way more together than this chick, and look what happened to her.

  4. nona | November 29, 2007 at 11:23 am

    please. if this was true, and there were so many people watching her, where are the fucking cellphone photos. or the ever-present stalkers, er, paps.

    i call bullshit.

  5. nona | November 29, 2007 at 11:24 am

    please. if this was true, and there were so many people watching her, where are the fucking cellphone photos. or the ever-present stalkers, er, paps.

    i call bullshit.

  6. Applespice | November 29, 2007 at 11:31 am

    While I don’t doubt that she probably tried to leave without paying (it may have been totally by accident… I’ll give the benefit of the doubt) I truly doubt she put them on in the middle of the store. That just sounds so untrue to me. Plus, like Nona said, their would be a photo. No doubt their would be a photo.

  7. lauren | November 29, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    i need proof… other than just trash talk…

    this girl does not need to steal anything and she aint ashame of paying for panties w/a big lie printed on it them… or maybe she wanted them for her lil sis jaimelynn, but i don’t believe she tried to steal them

  8. lauren | November 29, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    i need proof… other than just trash talk…

    this girl does not need to steal anything and she aint ashame of paying for panties w/a big lie printed on it them… or maybe she wanted them for her lil sis jaimelynn, but i don’t believe she tried to steal them

  9. stolidog | November 29, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    Please. The last thing i want to see today is a picture of this whore stripping down to her c-section scar and trying on some hustler underwear in a porn shop full of mastubating old men.

    vom.

  10. T-Bone | November 29, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    The fact that Britney might even want something with such a child porn subliminal message is what’s disturbing to me. YUCK! These young women need to stop catering to the tastes of perverted old men.

  11. jbonz | November 29, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    The only thing “barely legal” about Britney is her claim to being the mother of Sean Preston and Jaydon James.

  12. Logan | November 29, 2007 at 10:01 pm

    There’s nothing worse than some old stretched out hag thinkin’ she can still wear “barely legal” undies. Please.

  13. sg | November 30, 2007 at 7:00 am

    Well said, TBone. WTF would wear that shit anyway? You wonder why kids are F’ed these days – they are exposed to too much. If you don’t want to see more mentally ill weirdos in the world, then stop over-sexing kids. Look at Britney. She’s nothing but a middle-aged man wank job, whose famous photo was of her with a little girl’s bike and short shorts that said baby on them. Daddy’s little partner, more like. Joe Simpson has nothing on Britney’s parents.

  14. Lisa | December 2, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    Good lord! This girl needs some serious help, and not just from people who are out for her money!

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