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Because we would love to see Britney live out Whitney Houston’s most famous film role, we think it would be full of campy, wholesome goodness if it actually is true what Us Weekly is reporting–that Britney’s romantically linked to the man hired to protect her and her family. Identified as Damon, the man who’s been seen around town with Britney, often with a tyke or two in tow, has been attending church with the pop star at the end of a long week of spending lots of time together. Us reports that the two spend a romantic dinner together on the evening of July 4th at the Windows Lounge in L.A. and is also claiming that Damon spend the night over at Britney’s. Also…
On July 5, the pair hit a showing of the musical Wicked (they left after 45 minutes) and, later that evening, drinks at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont hotel, where Spears, 25, giggled and kissed her guy as he affectionately touched her face.
I’m sure this is a bad idea. Britney’s usually are, but at least he seems to know how to take care of the kiddos and how to protect them from strangers…and Britney.
You know the scene in The Bodyguard where Whitters has the sword and Kevin throws a silk scarf on it and it slices in two? Well, in the Britney remake, I can see that silk scarf being replaced by a supersize bag of Cheetos. She bursts the bag with the sword and Cheetos rain down on the two of them as they kiss…..
Green cardigan, surely you must be a director. That scene you’ve envisioned is simply beautiful. I can see Britney trying to shove Cheetos in the corner of her mouth as she’s kissing her dude. I assume she’d eventually choose them over the bodyguard. Girlfriend loves that cheesy goodness.
That’s a whole new angle to the movie! Somewhere in the middle of the movie they could shoot an overhead scene of Britters lying in a bath of cheetos, like that scene from ‘American Something or Other’ with Kevin Spacey, where the girl lies in a bath of rose petals.
See Green, I’m not the only one who thinks you have talent! Funny stuff!!!
thanks guys, but hey! do you think a scene of Brit singing ‘And I will always love you’ to a lifesize bag of Cheetos at the end, is pushing things too far?
Green, “I Will Always Love You” must be sung at some point in the movie. I can think of no better object of Brit’s affection than a bag of Cheetos. There should probably be a sex scene as well but it has to be done artistically. Nothing too gratuitous.
Yes Elaine, that scene would require a lot of dim soft focus lighting or, on second thoughts, it should be shot in total darkness. No light at all. Just sound effects. Cheetos being crunched. That kind of thing.
punctuated by the occasional hacking cough as brit brit takes a drag from her ciggie.
crunch crunch cough cough moan wheeze crunch
and slurping and she swigs from her can of Red Bull. And a few crashing noises, to add to the mystery.
Man, I need to stop this and get a life!
Brit walks up slowly behind Cheet Oh…suddenly the lights go out…you hear a gasp, a zipper and then the urgent crinkle of a jumbo bag opening…
And she says ‘is that a cheeto in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?’
Oh! I love you guys-you started my morning with a good laugh!!! “Is that a cheeto in you pocket or are you just happy to see me?” HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!