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This just in! Having babies is the new cooch flashing. Britney is such the trendsetter with her two tiny tots but Paris is ready to jump on the bandwagon and start pushing them out. From MSNBC:
The partying heiress says that hanging around with her new best friend, Britney Spears, and Spears’ two tykes has made her want to reproduce.
“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”
See child protection services you have nothing to worry about. Paris has been helping Britney look after her kiddies and now she even wants to have her own. That is so hot and I for one, am all for it. I mean she’s taken care of animals so she obviously knows how to raise one of those child things. I hope she spurts out a whole pack of little wild Paris’s. Can you imagine? We need more Paris-ness in this sad little world we live in. Quick note to Animal Planet– I think I smell the next Meerkat Manor.
Wow, that’s not good at all….she should be no where near kids.
Or, she could just join forces with Michael Jackson and become the Creepy Duo
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Oh my hell. I think I just spit soda across the room.
If this dumbass thinks that kids are anything like her little corral of dogs and ferrets or whatever the hell that thing was she is sorely mistaken and I will laugh my ass off when she does finally pump a kid out and realizes that shitty diapers and constant crying are not as fun as dressing up your stupid little dog in Chanel leather booties. I wish someone would slap some sense into this bitch!
Sweet Fancy Moses. For the sake of humanity, someone needs to sew up both gaping holes at each end of this woman’s body!
Thank God I wasn’t sipping my cup of earl grey when reading this story. I shudder to think the this lazy bitch from hell is thinking of becomming a baby making machine. What skills does she have to be a mother? NONE What will she teach the children? how to be a lazy sod.
So I can imagine Paris is looking for some bloke to make her preggers, I can also imagine Paris ending up a single mother because no man in their right mind would marry her or even live with her.