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Here’s Britney Spears and her sweatstain lost in Malibu and unable to find her home. She had to ask a photographer which way that was. She was probably looking for a lake to drive her car into with the kids in it. Don’t piss and moan at me, she’s that type of Mom except with more money. Anyway, her upcoming albumis getting good reviews. So there’s that.
Britney is at her thumping best, with heavy-duty electro pop blending brilliantly with her distinctive vocals.
The stand-out track is “Piece Of Me” — a personal rant about how the whole world wants something from her.
It opens with the line: “I’m Mrs American Dream, since 17, they want a piece of me.”
The chorus really hits home with a message about the crazy publicity circus surrounding the fallen pop princess.
She sings: “I’m successful, rich and famous, I’m Mrs Oh My God I’m Britney Shameless,
“I’m Mrs Extra, Extra, This Just In, I’m Mrs She’s Too Big, She’s Too Thin.”
Not sure about the “too thin” line. That accusation hasn’t been bandied about lately. “Too sweaty” would work. Get some dress shields! And a GPS! You can afford it! And if this is the American Dream, I’m off to Belgium.
(Flynet)
More photos of a lost and stained Britney Spears are after the jump.
(Flynet)
Poor Brit. I love her but she’s not looking great.
The more this piglet loses it, the more I like her. All this derision foisted upon her is a direct assault for her being the hottest bitch on the planet years back. Every insecure ninny with a weight issue is now cashing in.
“unable to find her way home”? I truly hope you are joking. If not, God help this woman…how can she NOT know how to get home? never mind a GPS, that Cadillac SURELY came with On-Star. Which would be enough to get her home.
does she even have a valid license yet?!
I agree, mutterhals (minus the “piglet” piece, of course). Britney had it all, at one time, and those laughing at her now (in spite of the fact that she’s a good person with a good heart), are just bitter, old, jealous pigs. It would be one thing if Britney was a manipulative, cold-hearted snake, like Madonna or Jolie. Then I could understand the snark. But laughing at a nice person with either a substance abuse issue or a true mental health disorder just shows how sick people are.
I have to agree, Madonna is like 800 more kinds of crazy than Britney and Angelina is nuts too, problem is that Britney trusts people and actually acts sincere. She’s not well, don’t get me wrong but she seems to be a good person, albeit not the smartest.
You hit the nail on the head Jen#2. She may not be the brightest crayon in the box but she isn’t evil-ala` Jolie and Madonna. Still wishing she would get some help…clearly she isn’t eating right or sleeping well, she looks rough.
T-Bone, to say that people who don’t like Britney or her behavior are “jealous” is ridiculous. Call the people who don’t like her mean or heartless if you want to, but jealous? Of what? Clearly you don’t like Madonna or Angelina, but I would never accuse you of being jealous of them because of it.
sorry, but I feel perfectly justified in laughing at someone who “can’t find her way home” and has lived in that area for years.
nice, mean, good heart or bad, if you’ve lived somewhere for a long time and can’t find your way home, I’m gonna laugh. If it were a friend of mine in that situation, I’d STILL laugh.
and, sorry to say, it’s REALLY hard to have sympathy for a person (regardless of how “nice” she is) who KNOWS they have 1)a substance abuse problems or 2)a mental health issue or 3)BOTH and doesn’t do anything about it.
I’m not laughing at her because of it, but I don’t feel bad for her if she’s not going to help herself. And, unfortunately, it seems that she won’t get any help for herself. I pray it doesn’t come to the point that she harms herself or her little ones. If she’s truly a danger to herself or someone else, she can be involuntarily committed…let’s hope it doesn’t reach that point.
Used to be if a person was a harm self, others or was destroying property they could be committed against their will. A person has to practically kill someone in most states for commitment to occur these days…
I really believe the girl thinks she is okay and it’s the rest of the world that is all f’ed up…that’s probably why she hasn’t sought help, she’s ill and won’t admit it.
I’d laugh at a friend for getting lost in their own neighborhood too, nastyb, but not at Britney- just because she really needs help. I just can’t find the humor in that…
frankly, at this point, I doubt that having her kids taken from her would even prompt her to seek help.
I think it’s going to take a real “rock-bottom” situation for her to see the light. Like, running out of money, or actually harming herself, at which point medical help could be sought for her without her consent.
Oh, i’m sorry kids (T-Bone/Zekers) but this piece of trash is all kinds of effed up.
She can’t manage to carry/obtain a tampon (or apparently deodorant EW!)on her own, now she can’t find her way home??? Sweet Jayses! She shouldn’t be allowed in public without a handler!
T-Bone, as far as her having a good heart, mmmmmwell, we cannot be certain of that. Sweet and big-hearted could easily be confused as that child-like, semi-tard’d act she rocks…
Just sayin….
And comparing her to Holy Jolie is like comparing a viper to a chicken…one is ice cold and evil, the other is dirty and stupid.
Clarisse…be nice to Britney ;) Pick on someone ugly on the inside and mean.