Britney Opens Nightclub, Shares Lollipop With Greasy Hot Topic Magician

September 4th, 2007 // 20 Comments

Wait, is that Simon LeBon behind her? SIMON! “The Reflex”! Now she’s hanging wih some real celebrity! I’d say she looks good here, but something’s still off. She looks like a depressed factory worker who won a makeover and the stylist thought they’d make her look like Britney Spears. Britney hosted the opening of LAX at the Luxor in Vegas on Friday night. She must need some scratch for that custody battle that’s brewing. She was hanging with Criss Angel Mindfreek, who is supposedly assisting her with her MTV “comeback” performance. We all know how that’s being played out.

She strode down the red carpet as her single “Gimme More” blared from inside the nightclub. While she didn’t stop for any interviews, she certainly gave photographers and cameramen all they could handle as she paused and smiled for pictures before disappearing into the club.

Spears then made her way to the VIP area where she reportedly hung out with illusionist Criss Angel, who has been frequently seen with Spears over the past few weeks.

Britney and Houdini then hit the dance floor, where they reportedly shared her lollipop. That’s nasty. Ugh. I don’t think I’d even share the boyfriend’s lollipop. I don’t need to be licking someone’s fillings, no matter how much I love them or even how well they inject me with their magic faux-Goth willy. Also? Nevermind Britney – that’s f*cking CARROT TOP! CARROT TOP! OVER HERE! Do you think any of the other celebrities acknowledged him? Brit probably did. She probably wanted to know “where you buy a giant droopy pencil, yo? That’s kewl! Har!” You know she loves prop comedy.

(WENN)

Tons more photos from the event are after the jump.

(WENN)

By J. Harvey

  1. green cardigan

    Brit Brit reminds me of Donatella Versaci in these photos.

    The Criss Angel Dude shaves his chest. Yuck. He looks like he needs a bath and about a years sleep.

    The thing is, if you saw most of the people in these photos in broad daylight walking down the street, you’d cross over to the other side. Except Simon Le Bon of course.

  2. jasmine

    I don’t care what anyone says, she still looks DOG rough to me!! Why does she insist on wearing those ridiculous hats to secure her cheap wigs?? She should get her natural hair styled into a funky short do and sort out her wardrobe. Those CHINS don’t look too appealing either. But I still hope she proves everyone wrong and gets some top 10 hits!!

  3. nolamama

    Good God she looks like hell. Ridden hard and put away wet.

  4. anonymouse

    wait, is it Simon LeBon?
    now I’m jealous of Britney……..

  5. serenity

    Nope, it’s definately not Simon Le bon, you only have to look at the other pic that shows the guy clearly to see it’s not him. Take my word for it, I’m from London and know the band (not personally) well!!!

  6. tammi500

    Don’t you people realize that there are such things are “herb” candy…including herb lollipops? Why else would you share a lollipop? Ugh…b/c it’s not just a lollipop! She’s getting her fix right in front of everybody!

  7. edina

    That’s not Simon Lebon! Brit Brit wishes that was Simon!!

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  10. Kelsey

    maaaaaaaaannn! idk wat ya’ll are talkin about criss angel is FINE!!!!!!! even tho he’s 41 still he’s HAWT!!! he shud not go with brit tho…he deserves much much much BETTER!!!!! ick!

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