Britney Pulls A Stuart Smalley

January 5th, 2007 // 10 Comments

Saddled with the baggage of impending divorce proceedings, single motherhood and wild partying spinning out of control, 2007 isn’t yet looking too promising for one Ms. Britney Spears. And now, the poor thing’s so out of it, she’s talking to herself. Yikes. From Page Six of the New York Post:

The once-sexy pop tart was photo graphed Wednesday night coming out of the Italian restaurant Dolce in West Hollywood, appearing bloated and haggard. As she walked out, the newly minted party animal repeated, “I love myself, I love myself.”

Someone shouted, “You look beautiful,” to which she responded, “I love you for saying that!”

As Britney should, since apparently, the masses standing outside the Las Vegas nightclub Pure the night of New Year’s Eve, AKA Britney’s passing out episode, were not quite as nice.

Find out what else people were shouting at Britney that wasn’t so nice (it rhymes with door) after the jump.

BLEARY SPEARS AN ‘OLDIE’ [Page Six | New York Post]

(Flynet)

But sources told The Post that it was humiliation that brought Britney to her knees that night. One person who was there said Britney was taunted at the club by the crowd, who shouted, “Whore, whore, whore, whore!” at her.

Damn. That’s harsh. Even for me. I would have limited myself to chanting, “Don’t Feed The Animal!” but that’s where I draw the line.

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Comments (10)

  1. Dee | January 5, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Methinks Loob has started to follow in the footsteps of Britney and talk to herself as well, hence the footnote on the end of her post. Hey, keep the crazy to yourself!

  2. Lady Parts | January 5, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    I feel sorry for the girl. She had no childhood to speak of, she’s been her family’s cash cow since she was, like, 12, she’s got a failed marriage, two little babies, career going nowhere, and she hasn’t the resources to deal with this fug mess she has made of her life with any grace or dignity at all.
    Dee was not “bothered” by your comment. What she meant was you are boring and tiresome so please shut the fuck up.

  3. Stoney | January 5, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Come on people. She had a normal childhood after the Mickey Mouse Club was cancelled. They packed their bags and went home to Hickville until she was like 16 or 17, when she THEN became a popstar. Now she’s a complete mess who complains about media attention when in all actuality, she couldn’t LIVE without it. She thrives on attention. Bitch needs to go home to her two infants.

  4. Cry Me A River | January 5, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    She is a needy,little,insecure girl. She should hook up with Danny-PLEASE-PLEASE-OH-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD-WON’T-YOU-PLEASE-LOVE-ME!!-Bonaduce. They would be perfect for each other!
    (Hey Danny, do you love me?? Huh? Do you?? Do you?? Do you??!! Love…me??? Danny???
    Only if you love me Britney?? You do right?? Huh?Brit…Love me right??? Please??!!)

  5. Masque ORD | January 5, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    Who cares! I’m just happy she stopped hanging with Paris Hilton…THAT should have been drowned at birth.

    Loob…uh…go back on the meds sweetheart.

    Lady Parts…wow…”Lady Parts”…IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!

    Stoney…it’s people like you that make me drink. GET A LIFE!

  6. Stoney | January 5, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    Wow thanks Masque. Happy Friday to your stupid ass too.

  7. Cypress | January 5, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    If you don’t shout and swear at her she will die!That’s a hard headed, prone to cruelty to others, selfishness, addiction and self destruction personality she has. And what’s better, silently ignoring her and letting her go hogwild or openly haggling her to control herself and seeing her spring into some kind of corrective action?

  8. candice | January 6, 2007 at 12:00 am

    She brought it upon herself. Maybe if enough people yell whore at her, she’ll snap back into reality and realize that life doesn’t revolve around Brit Brit.

  9. West Ham Geezer | January 6, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    I loathe Britney, her music and her every public utterance, but yelling “whore” at her is something I detest even more.

    I agree with Loob on this. Well in.

    Maybe if enough people yell obscenities at Candice, she’ll delete her myspace profile.

  10. vdantev | January 8, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    Brit you were so fab once and now look at you, teetering on the brink of obsolescence. Damn shame.

    that being said:

    Anyone living in the 21st century who begins a post with *methinks* needs to be beaten to death in front of their family with a meat tenderizing mallet. If we were discussing Shakespeare or classic literature here, I’d let it slide as a genuine cultural reference but since we’re discussing fallen starlet Britney Spears it’s snarky stupid elitist highbrow college bullsh*t.

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