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3AM reports that Britney is hanging out with societal black hole Paris Hilton again. She was in Vegas with her recently, rocking a bad weave and dancing in just a shirt and pantyhose. And then, post triumphant American Music Awards appearance the other night, she was out on the town again with the human equivalent of a garage sale vibrator. This all goes to show that you can do worse than K-Fed.

First she flashed her trim tum in LA club Teddy’s, in a turquoise bellydancer’s outfit. Then she slipped into a leopard spot dress and had a wild time with her pal Paris Hilton. Unfortunately, Brits got a little tipsy and flashed her knickers getting out of their car. Still, at least she was wearing ‘em!

Indeed, as I have seen far too many photos of vaginas in limos lately.

I wouldn’t even sit on the same bus as Paris Hilton, in fear of airbourne viruses. Though, I do think “Nothing in the World” is a hot song. There, I said something nice about her for everyone who thinks I’m drinking Haterade.

Written by J. Harvey

Britney hangs with Paris [3AM]