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Why does Britney Spears have poodle hair? Either that, or she’s stashing a honey bun atop her head for a snack later on. Jeans pockets aren’t what they used to be, people! Well, it turns out that strange hair is about the least of Britney’s problems, as she seems to be having a difficult time with her court-ordered drug testing. Apparently, the pop starlet has been unable to make the deadline for 8 out of 14 scheduled drug tests. K-Fed’s lawyers cite their frustration at Britney’s inability to meet deadlines and/or her unavailability in general and Britney’s camp is responding by claiming that the drug tests are “unconstitutional.” And a random source chimed in to Us Weekly:
A source tells “the hour that they test [Spears] is very important. If she’s out partying the night before, that would be reflected. That’s why it’s an important issue to Kevin and his attorney.”
That source was me. No it wasn’t, but it might as well be. I’ve been writing about this woman every day for the past year and a half or so, so I guess that pretty much makes me an expert. By the same token, that means I’m also an expert at using my cell phone to take pictures, but for some reason, it sounds less impressive.
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More photos of Britney Spears doing a little Mercedes shopping after the jump.
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If you can’t be a good example
You’ll have to be a graphic warning
I really think you’re looking COOL this way!!
Maybe we should leave her alone! She is already poor now! Her ex-husband is dating another girl on millionaire dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Now she is currently in loan! Maybe she needs to go to that site to find a billionaire husband!
She’s not going to catch anyone looking like that…she’s messy, her complexion has gone south, she’s getting fat from all that alcohol she’s swilling, (yes, it’s fattening) and if she were a professional woman, she’d be lucky to get five bucks a throw.
She’s not going to catch anyone looking like that…she’s messy, her complexion has gone south, she’s getting fat from all that alcohol she’s swilling, (yes, it’s fattening) and if she were a professional woman, she’d be lucky to get five bucks a throw.
Will this ever end?? will Britney ever get help and start acting like an adult?
She’s looking as rough as a bag of hammers these days. What kind of a lifestyle is she living to look so wrecked at 25?
I still think KFED is a con looking for the pot of gold but in spite of that he seems like the better parent right now. She looks barely capable of showering, never mind raise 2 children. And the worst thing is it looks like she isn’t too bothered not to have custody. Shopping and tanning seem more important to her.
Can she just O.D. already? I’m really, really tired of her.
Isn’t divorce lovely!