Oh Lord, this is like a bull in a china shop–in fact, it’s a maniac in a chandelier shop, which might arguably be even worse. However, I feel like the shiny objects are actually soothing her into submission, so perhaps the delicate wares are safe. Maybe being distracted by shiny objects is what has been keeping Britney Spears from being able to make her scheduled drug-testing appointments. And in order to nail her down, a court commissioner ordered yesterday that the pop star establish a single telephone number that will consistently be answered so that Spears can be reached regularly for her court-scheduled appointments. According to Superior Court Commissioner Scot Gordon:
“There needs to be one number that the testing facility calls that she responds to.”
She doesn’t just need one number–she needs that gang of Verizon guys to hold her down and put the phone to her ear every time it rings.
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