Oh it’s always the most effed up people that start flailing Jesus around in a reform bid. I’m not a religious type, but if I was that Jesus guy I’d be like “bitch, I am not your damn safety net!” Recent reports put Britney Spears’s planned plastic surgery procedure tab at around $81,000. This is kind of a mark-up from when we previously reported that she is allegedly planning to have numerous procedures done. The initial estimate of her actual tab to date is 15,000. Jesus, someone must have cleaned the frappucinoi leavins’ off the big mirror in her chamber and she got a good look. Reports say that Britney’s planned procedures now include “liposuction of the abdomen, hips and thighs ($18,000); a breast lift with change of silicone implants ($25,000); a mini tummy tuck ($18,000); and work on her nose ($20,000). Uh, why doesn’t she just have a clone made of her and tweak the DNA a little to back when she was hot? And then do some kind of mind transfer. It’s 2007, they can work wonders nowadays. Then again, a clone with no brain function is probably smarter than her. Nix the mind meld.
See more photos of Britney and her latest read after the jump.