Britney Spears Wants You To Play With Her

October 12th, 2005 // 14 Comments
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Britney Spears reportedly wants her family turned into dolls.

The sexy singer has asked toymakers Mattel to create plastic versions of her, husband Kevin Federline and their new baby son, Sean Preston, for fans to play with…

[Female First]

I don’t know about you, but I’d light my Britney doll’s hair on fire.


  1. Who would waste their money on a Britney Family? Why doesn’t she just stay out of the spotlight, keep her mouth shut, and raise her baby?

  2. Tajue

    I remember watching Britney w/this snake on t.v. She was TERRIFIED. It was the least sexy thing I’ve ever seen. (Well, besides K-Fed.)

  3. yazie

    I agree, I really wish she could stay out of the spot light and raise the baby!!! I t just seen that she is a money making Hoe, She has to be in the papers for something she’s done and has to be always the center of attention. Honestly how is a little girl or boy doing to play with dolls of britney’s family, Honestly why get the kevin doll, It seems like he is never there!!

  4. Tin Tin

    this bitch is fucking nuts and now i officially hate her

  5. The rest of the planet

    What took you so long, Tin Tin?

  6. Ryann

    She is a self-obsessed Twat! Wait a minute, make that a self-obsessed white trash TWAT!!

  7. Cheesy

    Wasn’t she going on to Elle about how she didn’t want her kid manipulated into the public eye and exploited?

    She must have meant, “I don’t want my child exploited unless, of course, I can do it and me and my baby daddy can make a few bucks off it.”

  8. K-Ren

    Lighting her hair on fire would only make her look more realistic.

  9. LuvChoo

    She’s a silly little girl playing house, without a clue as to what she’s doing. Her parents, I’m sure, are just so proud.

  10. nunya

    Wait, Ryann (#6), isn’t that being a little harsh on white trash twats?

  11. Ryann

    Your right Nunya…She’s just a dirty Twat!

  12. say whaaa

    I’m suprised that she hasnt come out with dolls of herslef already. What’s taking her so long? Everyone else in Hollywood does it!

  13. Silasdog

    This bitch is human garbage.

  14. Steve

    The no dick Federline doll would be anatomically correct.

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