Britney Spears Is Only Human

May 19th, 2006 // 93 Comments

Okay, this photo made us feel slightly bad for giving Britney such a rough time (the whole bodyguard is a gay porn star bit – he’s not former gay porn star, that’s why we put up the Wikipeda link) over the last, well ever since she married K-Fed. The girl is only human after all. People do trip, but most don’t trip while being surrounded by paparazzi and video cameras. That does have to be rough. Although, I’m still not getting the “This is why I need a gun” quote.

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(Images via Gossip Rocks)

UPDATE: And of course there’s video, courtesy of TMZ.

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  1. cheryl

    You know, all the bloggers are so hard on her. She is young, and constantly hounded. She knows that as soon as she tripped, it would be on the news with some stupid headline mocking one of her songs. Give her a break.

  2. moss

    I feel really sad for Britney. I made a lot of mistakes when my son was a baby. It would have been awful to have cameras following me around all the time. I think she is a good mother, because her son is with her a lot. She carries him, usually not the nanny. TEAM BRITNEY!

  3. lkate

    What a week! I never thought I would feel so much pity for Britney Spears AND Lindsay Lohan in such a short amount of time. Damn you, humanity!

  4. welllll

    OK, Britney, you truly are an incompetent, immature mother, and your lack of common sense makes you a danger to your son.

    So stop crying! You’re making me feel bad. I can’t stand to see anyone cry, even negligent mtohers.

  5. anti

    She look not just upset about what happened, you can see in her face that this woman is not happy like she claims. Where is her family? Mr. K fed is never around. You never see picture of them as a family. That is sad. I feel sorry for her. I think she deserves a break. But she still needs to drop that idiot loser K fed.

  6. Someone

    Personally – I feel really bad for her! I just want to give her a big hug… Well after she showers and brushes her hair. I cannot imagine being a new mom with people constantly hounding me all the time. I think if any new mother had cameras watching her ALL the time she would look just as bad occasionally. People need to give her a break and let her live her life. It is bad enough she has to deal with that idiot husband of hers! I, for one, am pulling for her!!

    Britney! Take a shower – take out the extension – put on some makeup and a nice outfit and make a new cd.

  7. moss

    “wellllll”… You must not have kids.

  8. blahblahblah

    I have no sympathy for this fat, backwoods hick. She married the slimiest pig around. (But first he had to dump his pregnant girlfriend in order to do so). Then she she starts saying “I want to get pregnant y’all”. She does so and promptly makes one bad decision after another. Dangerous ones too. I understand new mothers make mistakes but c’mon, this trailer queen is truly bad at motherhood. We all have a thing called common sense. She seems to have none. Boo hoo for Brtiney? I think not. How about a prayer and boo hoo for her bound-to-be-severly-injured son.

  9. stopit

    Jesus, Britney, get it together. I know you probably do love your son but you need to grow up, and grow up NOW. You are a mother. You unfortunately have no common sense, and I don’t think you ever will. You need to know things like you can’t drive with your baby in your lap or put him in a front-facing car seat before he is both 1 year old and 20 lbs (which you would know if you read the damn manual) and that babies can’t be in the back of convertibles with the top down because the sun is dangerous and it makes it very hard for them to breathe. All these incidents together are very damning. It shows a real lack of concern and initiative regarding how to be the best possible mom. Being a mother is REALLY REALLY HARD. Believe me, I know, I’m a new mother too, and I’ve made mistakes. But come on, girl! You obviously were way too immature for this, and I am just disgusted that you are pregnant again.

    Now stop crying, cause you’re making me feel really bad for you in spite of what I just said.

  10. k

    I do feel a little bad for Britney, cause it seems she just doesn’t know any better. But she needs to take a step back and chill the hell out. Her life is out of control. She needs to go live in New Mexico or something for a while. Out of the spotlight…and let that husband of her’s make some choices. No good will come from the life she is leading now.

  11. welllll

    Yes, I do have a 1 year old daughter, and I’ve made my share of mistakes, but I can honestly say I actually read the carseat instructions before using them, I have never had my child out of her car seat, she has never fallen out of her highchair (I use the straps that are there for that exact reason), and if I was carrying a drink I would definitely have dropped the drink and caught my baby without even thinking about it. Maybe if she did one of these things it would be forgivable, but she is straight up incompetent. She needs to be very vigilant about her son, and she’s just not very smart and not very protective.

  12. mg

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  13. moss

    OK yeah, I can see your point. I just feel sorry for her because I would hate to be in her position.

    Who is the worse mom, Britney or Kathy Hilton (Paris’s mom)????????? I’d pick Kathy…

  14. alyson

    Erm, you know you can just click that little “continue with A Socialite’s Life” thing up at the top and make that go away, right? If it helps, say “Poof!” each time you do it, so it feels like magic and then it’s almost fun.

    Get over it.

  15. moss

    Dear mg, you must be an Internet Explorer user, why don’t you get a REAL browser before you start complaining.

  16. holly

    Everyone should leave her alone. Yeah she makes mistakes, but so does every new mom. I don’t even think she was there when her son fell out of the highchair, I belive it was her nanny that was taking care of him. Maybe she did drop her drink to catch him, but those wouldn’t be the pictures they would show. At least she spends times with him and she’s learning how to be a mom, unlike so many other stars.

  17. steph

    Chill ‘mg’…those pulldowns ads help this site stay up and running…it’s why this site is accessible free of charge…

  18. nevermind

    My son is 2 now, and I had a couple of bad mother moments. But none of them were car seat snafus or nearly dropping him or him falling out his unattended high chair. She was probably wearing heels when she almost fell…and all the people who have told her not to wear them while pregnant are saying “See, I told you.” She is crying out of guilt, and fear from almost harming her child. I feel sorry for her to a certain degree, but not to the extent of pity. She cannot spit on her fame now. When you sell your soul for it, you get the good and the bad.

  19. dr.mrs

    people, please, leave her alone. it is so easy to be off balance and trip when you are carrying a baby, and especially easy to trip when you are pregnant – it just makes you clumsy. i’m pregnant and i keep dropping things all the time. plus she was probably trying to get away from all those vultures. she’s got enough problems being married to that jerk-ass loser.

  20. 2 Old 4 This

    OK
    Britney needs to do herself (and us) a favor and take a break somewhere remote.

    Maybe Branjolina can put her up for a few weeks.
    Get her head together, take a shower, dump that leech she calls a husband and tend to her little one w/out prying eyes.
    She could drop l’il SPF all she wants….let him run buck naked in the warm African sun without protection…..nobody would know.

    We won’t have to see her every move daily (4 times daily lately).

    I know I could use a Britney Break

  21. Brit is time to grow up

    I have no compassion for this spoiled brat, she needs to step up to the plate and start putting her baby first and the one on the way, she should be crying of shame that the whole world knows her priority is not her baby, Britney you should have dropped that damn drink and held your baby properly, you have had too mamy close calls with this child, why in the hell you aren’t listening? Grow the hell up already.

  22. las

    Nope, no pity.

    She is the one who keeps making idiotic decisions, so why should we lay off her for doing it? She’s a dumb, immature hick with a creepy husband and a baby she can’t care for, and she is too stubborn to enlist the help of someone who CAN.

    Why should I pity that? Why should I lay off her? She made the stupid decisions and continues to endanger her kid with them. She made her bed, and now she’s lying in it (along with F’Ked’s hair grease, lots of lice, soiled diapers and some grimy wifebeaters).

    Guess what – not all new moms make lifethreatening mistakes. Not all of them drop their kids on their heads, or leave them unbuckled in the car. If Britney does these things, whether accidentally or deliberately, she should expect to be criticized.

    (Oh and holly, there are pics where you see that her drink is firmly in hand)

  23. Katrina Victim Mother

    A crying mother should one who has two jobs, can’t afford babysitter, no money for formula this week and no health insurance if baby gets sick.

    Britney – I know paps and media hard on you – but you know what unless you are in Darfur or stuck in a Katrina Hurricane – stop the freakin’ crying.

  24. MrStyle

    I felt sorry for a second than I thought…this is what happens to home wreckers!!! That man had a baby on the way and she came and took him away from his family….this is what happens Brit. Someone give her a million bucks so she can wipe her tears.

  25. Your Mom

    So everyone now is coming to her defense since we’ve all seen her cry?

    Yes, it’s sad that everyone picks on her, but it’s with valid reason. I think probably her life is out of control and she has a lot of anger and sadness stemming from her deadbeat husband.

    But so do a lot of other SINGLE mothers who don’t have a big sackful of money, and they manage to keep their kids safe.

    Drop K-Fed, take some parenting classes, and maybe she wouldn’t have to boo hoo for the paparazzi (pavarottis).

  26. Ldysunfyre

    We have been seeing a lot more photos of her carrying her baby. I think that in light of recent events, her publicist advised her to start carrying him more. Unfortunately, as someone above stated, when you’re pregnant, you tend to be more off balance. So now’s not a good time for her to be doing “bad mommy” damage control by carrying the poor kid around.

  27. d.c.

    she’s got a hired gun.. a body guard to help her.. Okay!!!
    He’s a strappling-strong little guy.. When he gets taller he’s gonna help mom and sis, and be a bruiser. Look how calm and patient, trusting he is with mom.. and he is not retarded.

  28. boohoo

    All this crap about Britney is so boring, i’m tired of hearing about her all the time can we all move on to somebody else please.

  29. JRog

    Negligence is a strong accusation I don’t think anyone is close enough with her to accuse her of. No one’s saying she has to be the perfect Mom but she certainly has the resources to do it and that’s what’s so mind boggling. She has at least three men surrounding her at all times and she’s juggling her baby and mocha latte? Pass the cup off and hold the baby with both of your arms…at least in public. She chose fame and motherhood, and now the piper must be paid.

  30. ...

    Isn’t this were she got her drink? She deserves to be slammed for not taking care of her child. It’s a baby – not a pet! If that’s what it takes for the information to reach that selfish attention-whore’s brain then who cares if her “feelings” are hurt? Besides – she is looking into the camera!

  31. Mylene

    i think she’s talking about shooting herself (figuratively) because she knew at this moment that everybody would be on her case for the next month.

  32. Allmeallday

    Am I the only one to notice that HUGE bald spot on the back of the baby’s head? I’ve never seen him anytime other than being carried, but I wonder how much lying down he does in the home?!?

  33. Soda

    There are plenty of celebrities who stay home to eat and do not end up in the tabloids every week. Spears asks for the attention, positive and negative. If she wants to be left alone, either learn how to cook or hire a chef. She controls how public her life is.

  34. ANONYMOUS

    SHE DOES TAKE CARE OF THE BABY AND SHE OBVIOUSLY LOVES HIM A LOT! C’MON PEOPLE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
    HOW MANY CELEBRITIES HAVE REMANED THER TRUE SELVES AFTER FAME? bRIT IS THE SAME HICK GIRL FROM LOUSIANA AND THATS COOL AND SHE ALWAYS CLEARLY PUTS HER FAMILY FIRST! AND UNLIKE PARIS, nICOLE, LOHAN AND BARTON SHES NOT OUT SNORTING COKE EVRYNIGHT AND MOST OF DOESNT GIVE A DAMN WHAT PEOPLE THINK AND TO ME THAT MAKES HER THE BEST CELEB HANDS DOWN.

  35. hydepark4

    I know it is tough to be a parent–but a black bra with a apronlike white halter. eeeewww Come on this is NYC not a beach.

  36. The Bigger Evil!!!

    The bigger evil is that nasty black bra and white halter top. To top that off with a nasty hair thing going on…Get Thee to a Stylist woman!

    Oh yeah…nice catch there Brit. The kid could have ended up with the same IQ as the old man.

  37. nevermind

    Dear ANONYMOUS,

    Clearly you are a FANATIC of Ms. Spears. You fail to realize that no one is critiquing her abilities at being a celebrity. We are mostly criticizing her lack of parental responsibility. Whether she is hick from the Louisiana or an uptown Manhattanite, she needs assistance in parenting and she needs to start with not leading such a public life. Liv Tyler did it, Reese Witherspoon did it, why can’t Britney take a tip from them. Her priority, like she says, are her childre. She needs to not just talk the talk, but walk the walk.

  38. mandeena

    The reason she wants a gun is so she will feel protected. She can raise it up in the air, shoot it, and Scream, “LEAVE ME AND MY BABY ALONE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    I completely understand, Britney.

  39. maryanne29

    I think Britney is learning the lesson of all new mothers a little late. It’s not all about you any more, honey. The little guy is your first priority…..first over the cute high heels, the nice cold, refreshing drink, and the cute sporty convertible.

    Most of us learned it in the first few weeks since we didn’t have bodyguards and nannies helping us. Also, we weren’t pop star princesses who had their every whim answered.

    He’s not a Louis Vuitton bag…he’s a kid.

    I hope she learns a little more fashion sense before the kid starts school. I had a flash forward to Britney showing up to parent-teacher conferences in that outfit.

  40. ravenswing

    You know, I don’t feel sorry for her one bit. I’m 41 year old. I wanted nothing more than to have a child. Instead I had four miscarriages. I’m now facing a complete hysterectomy in the fall. And she has been given the blessing of not one healthy child but two. So take f&%&$*$ care if what you’ve been lucky enough to be given by God. Period!

  41. ANONYMOUS

    DEAR NEVERMIND
    NO AS A MATTER A FACT I AM NOT A FANATIC BRITNEY FAN I ACTUALLY DO LIKE LIKE A SINGLE OF HER SONGS BUR I DO LIKE TO READ TABLOIDS AND IT OBVIOUS THAT BRITNEYS’FAMILY IS HER PRIORITY AND THAT SHES REMAINED UNCHANGED TROUGH FAME. ONE DOES NOT NEED TO BE A FANATIC BRITNEY FAN TO SEE THAT THE POOR GIRL NEEDS TO BE LEFT ALONE!

  42. las

    Just because she’s a “real redneck” doesn’t maker that a good thing. I’d rather have a refined smarter “fake” person than a “real” inbred hick. (It’s also funny how grimy, trashy and unkept are “real,” while the reverse are somehow fake)

    Always puts her family first? Yeah, we saw when she put SPF first… in the drivers’ seat. If she puts her family first, how come the death grip on the booze?

    And, why do people suddenly cry, “Oh, I’m so sorry!” when we see Britney cry? A few tears suddenly absolve her of all sins?

    allmeallday, some babies will rub their heads against cribs and mattresses, and those produce little odd bald patches. A friend of mine had a baby who looked like she had a little mohawk.

  43. Anon

    OK..WTF is she wearing?? Somebody lied to her cuz bitch aint got the body to go around wearing that kinda shit.

  44. ANONYMOUS

    PLUS ALL U MOTHERS WHO NCOME HERE AND HATE ON BRITNEY DIDNT HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD WATCHING, PAPARAZZI CHASING U, OR A HUSBAND LIKE k-fED NOW DID U?

  45. ravenswing

    um Anonymous, until you can get pregnant and squeeze a 10 pound kid out of you, I’d hold off on that expert advice.

  46. Helen Sparkles

    I think I would cry if hounded by the paps, baby or no baby, not to mention people who don’t even know me being critical of my parenting skills. I really am not a Britney fan but do we need someone to show us how much we hurt them before we stop bitching? Oh & it was so much fun too… I have no such compassion for Nicole, Paris, Lohan, Barton, or those scary Olsens!

  47. Kristin

    She needs to go home and stay home.

  48. Loob

    I think she said that because she blames everyone ELSE whenever she does something stupid or deeply injurious to her child.
    In this instance I’m sure she blamed the people taking her picture.
    I feel sorry for her momentarily with the sad face bit too,
    but MUCH more so for the baby.
    I just revert to feeling angry at her moronic ways again when I look at him.

  49. missy

    well there is the argument that she looks worse than normal new moms because all of her bad moves are caught on tape. but the scary part to me is that all of her blunders caught on tape are only in public, with the exception of the high chair incident which was covered up longer than it should have (they should have rushed that boy in to the hospital right away and no one would criticise her). how much more goes unreported? do her bodyguards follow her around the house too? making sure she doesn’t land on the poor kid? i shudder to think of what she might be feeding him.

    p.s. what is in her ears? gross.

  50. blondEE

    OMG! has anyone actually watched the video? she’s all smiles and cheerful, then all of a sudden she turns on the waterworks. what a class act! big applause for the acting job. if she was actually upset about almost dropping her child then she would have been upset the entire time. what an idiot this girl is!

    and on top of that…watch the video. the shirt is one of those tie in the back types. HER WHOLE BRA IS SHOWING! and it’s not even white, it’s black. she is such trash and no one can debate that. i mean who goes out of the house dressed like that? she doesn’t even take the “role” of mother seriously…

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