Britney: “Hmmm…actually taking my drug tests (when I’m supposed to) and doing what the judge says might help me keep my kids and stay out of trouble!”

No, really, you think?!

The last picture of her from far away looks like it could be Britney Spears action figure advertisement, complete with accessories. Big, bug-eyed sunglasses, check. Hideous, scuffed brown knee-high boots, check. Stained baby-doll dress (sans underwear?), check. Large Starbucks with a mountain of whipped cream, check. Weave & hideous out of style headband, check!

I’m guessing they gave her a wizz quiz, which are totally easy to get around. They should test her (real) hair if they want pay dirt.

i’m guessing it must have been a multiple choice or true false test. no way this stupid whore passed a drug test?

What the hell is she doing in an ally anyways?

If she passed her drug test, that means that her issues must stem from mental illness, not drug-induced wackiness.

and WHY are her clothes always stained?

I agree the girl needs to pull it together, but for crying out loud already! She passed the test! No wonder it’s becoming harder and harder for her to make a comeback. Critics are not just expecting her to fail, they want her to.

I’m totally with you Darth Paul – I can’t imagine for the life of me how she could pass a drug test. It astounds me. I say test her hair. Then we’d know for sure if she’s really clean….and totally mental.

I’ve said it before, and I still stand by my statement: this trick’s on meth. She *has* to be. Unless she’s just uber insane, which I guess is always a possibility.

if she passed a drug test , she passed a drug test. End of. How do they test usually? A urine or blood sample? Well, she came up clean.

guessing games about brit’s problems are par for the course these days. fun for some, irritating to others… but always fun to watch! i sometimes fall prey to it if i’m in an irritated mood, but usually it’s on the ‘give it a rest/mind yer own beeswax’ side. i’m trying to get better. maybe there’s a blog commenter rehab out there for me. hope they have a starbucks there. and shopping. oh, and i could use a mani/pedi too. oh, and, wash your clothes every once in a while britbrit — or at least carry a tide-to-go pen for pete’s sake.

Nastybugger
Darth Paul
Flatbelly

You all must be miserable to continue to beat her up even after she passes a drug test, gets her license. I feel more sorry for you than her.

dear jenn,

how, praytell, am I “beating her up”? stating facts is “beating her up”?

I think you’d do better on a fan site…this one ain’t known for it’s kind words toward celebs.

…and I’m still saying it’s probably alcohol/mental health issues-not drugs. She tested clean when she went into her last rehab stint as well.
I’m have to ask though, what the hell is she wearing here? It looks like a nightgown…with boots?

Two weeks clean time does not mean that she is no longer an addict. She should not even be considered for custody of the children until she has been clean for at least a year and has completed treatment.

Personally, I reckon she’s on the bottle, not drugs. She’s a country girl. Meth and all that crack is for city slickers.

Moonshine and tequila will drive you round the twist too. I’m glad there are a few positive things happening for her now. How much shite can any one person take?

Oops, typing too fast…I meant to say, *I* have to ask…

Jenn,

“Beating her up” ? You must be kidding. At this point, she deserves to be horsewhipped. And I’m not the least bit miserable – if you track my posts, you’ll see that I have every bit of hope that she’ll turn it around. But calling a spade is calling a spade – she’s fucking looney, and she DOES have the tools, with her stardom, to get around a piss test. Her hair is totally reliable, adn I hope that’s what they are testing. Either way, however, she hasn’t knocked off the retardation, so she’s got to be insane, fruitloopy, fucking nuts. Does that bother you for some reason?

I haven’t said a word about her stupid license – no need to. Obviously cops in LA don’t know how to do their jobs, as J Harvey mentioned in one of this morning’s items.

>>>> thata way to the Brit fan club. Be sure to tell her flatbellydance says to grow the fuck up and take a shower.

Thanks for the laughs. And just when I thought this day couldn’t get any more retarded.

Green Cardigan – Meth use is rampant in rural areas. This from a website on meth abuse: “Use of this drug is high, especially in rural areas. Its use is increasing among populations not previously known to use illegal drugs.”

>>>>>> thata way to the judgemental nasty haters club, more like.

she be a meth whore. trust.

Jenn,
Get over it. While I understand where you’re coming from, everyone here has the right to their opinion, including you. However, by you telling us we’re miserable is a personal attack so to speak. This is a blog after all, and it’s just for kicks.

Jenn,
Get over it. While I understand where you’re coming from, everyone here has the right to their opinion, including you. However, by you telling us we’re miserable is a personal attack so to speak. This is a blog after all, and it’s just for kicks.

Sloli & FlatBelly…

Agreed. Totally Meth.

I agree with you, Jenn. The girl passes a drug test and still….

whatever… Hopefully Britney continues to do the right thing for herself and her kids and she proves everyone wrong. That’s the best case scenario.

to be fair, t-bone, it wasn’t just the drug test that people were on her case about. she passed? great, it just shows that drugs are NOT (according to the test) what’s causing her erratic behavior.

which is all I said in the first place. still don’t see how that’s “beating her up”.

as for the stains on her dress, I’d wonder why ANYONE, brit or whomever, would leave the house with stains on their clothes. but it’s even more of a mystery on someone who has $ coming out of her ass.

you know, i just have to say i don’t understand the people that are supporting her. From everything I’ve read and seen, she seems like a genuinely unpleasant snotty little girl with zero redeeming qualities.

She’s not some sweet kid being led astray, she’s mean, abusive, and stupid (oh, and a meth whore)

Lohan and Paris have more redeeming qualities than this one, and that’s saying something.

Nasty,

I’m with ya on this one. She passed the drug test (we think) – big deal. Like failing a drug test is the only thing knocking her character? There’s a list a mile long as to her erratic and awful behavior. The drug test is simply the latest in this bizarro saga…and it doesn’t exactly mesh with everything else we’re seeing. Is it any wonder that someone would question the authenticity?

Jenn, please. Have your own opinion, but quit lashing out at other people’s just because you don’t agree. How can you be so righteous as to say we’re haters, miserable, etc? If you’ll notice, most people *don’t* attack other posters – just the story, unless they’re trying to get some drama started. Get a clue already. You can call me any name you wish, but it’s not going to make me feel badly for labeling Brit as what she is at this point: pathetic.

Do I want to see her turn it around? Absolutely. Does the rest of America? Probably – everyone loves a good comeback. But right now, the way she’s acting? Give me a major break. Focus on the story and not on your own personal need for drama with other posters. It’s boring already.

I don’t buy it. There are plenty of ways to detox yourself and/or fool a drug test. Her behavior screams of drugs.

If not, then she is just plain mentally ill, at which point, tie her up, throw her in the looney bin, throw away the key & give us all a much deserved break from her idiotic ass.

I find it funny.

Her sister comes to town for a vist and Britney passs a durg test. Humm

Maybe Britney had her sister create a stockplie of urine so Britney can continue to pass her drug test.

Go K-Fed!

“I haven’t said a word about her stupid license – no need to. Obviously cops in LA don’t know how to do their jobs, as J Harvey mentioned in one of this morning’s items.”

Yeah, that’s one of the more perplexing things. How on earth did she drive so long without one, and why on earth would they allow her to GET one now when she is supposed to be being punished for driving without one?!
In Australia they would refuse to issue one and she would have to hire a damn driver. (Boohoo, how inconvenient for her.)