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Bless her heart, Britney Spears actually looks slightly more color coordinated than usual–but still manages to resemble a “Rock of Love” reject, the poor thing. If only there was a way for her to airbrush her craziness into a blur of normalcy in her real life, as sound technicians managed to do on her new album. On the tracks of “Blackout,” Britney’s voice has been noticeably digitally altered to a high-pitched tone that sings mostly of seducing the listener. According to a review in the New York Daily News:
On many tracks, Britney sounds so worked over, she doesn’t even seem like a person. Instead, she comes off like some machine that bleeps and bloops out an airy array of oohs, ahhs and groans. If a blowup sex doll could sing, this is what she’d sound like.
Well, I’ll be honest–I wasn’t hoping for much, just a decent dance album that I can use to find my new cell phone ringtone. Baby steps, my friends, baby steps.
Photos: Flynet Onilne
I can’t wait to buy her new album! Britney is a legend.. and legend never dies.
after watching Blackout teasers i have only one thing to say. This new album is going to be great!!!!
If you didn’t see the teaser video yet, here is the link: http://www.weshow.com/us/p/20073/britney_spears_blackout_teaser
Just once… PLEASE, PLEASE… put on a bra Brit…
that said… I’m probably getting the album for Christmas. I love working out to her music- it’s so upbeat.
Yeah Kate, you’re not working for Britney or anything…. right? LOL! My dog is more of a legend that Slutney Queers. Sad thing is, you know that, yet you post that trite moronic filler here.
omg, she totally looks like a tranny in that first photo.
The new album is awesome!!! You can hear it on VH1.com.