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Britney Spears took the stage last night at San Diego’s House of Blues for approximately fifteen minutes. Damn, and tickets were going for $500 on EBay? She better have been healing people and shit.
Billed as part of a “band” called the M+Ms, Britney Spears gave her first musical performance in what seems like forever Tuesday night at the House of Blues in San Diego.
Sporting a white miniskirt (and, as far as anyone saw, underwear) and a pink bra top–the better to maximize her recently re-toned physique, and a brown wig–the better to minimize her recent rash behavior, Spears played a five-song set that lasted nearly 15 minutes, kicking off her comeback where it all began, with a lip-synced rendition of “…Baby One More Time.”
The audience, many of whom had snatched up tickets earlier in the day after hearing the rumor that M+Ms equaled Spears (as reported Tuesday in E! Online’s Awful Truth), welcomed the freshly rehabbed “Toxic” singer back to the fold with open arms. Security guards ringed the stage to hold back the fans.
“Thanks, everyone, for coming,” Spears told the crowd before exiting stage left.
…and getting busted by the cops because with the cheap wig, sunglasses and crazy outfits – she fit the description of every female bank robber ever. Keep reading for more details on Brit’s mini-comeback tour and for more photos.
(Flynet)
Judging by the non-debacle that was Tuesday’s technically non-publicized show, it’s likely that the other dates on Spears’ unofficial mini-tour are a go–she’s due to hit the House of Blues in Anaheim on Wednesday, followed by the club chain’s West Hollywood outlet on Thursday and then the Las Vegas House of Blues at Mandalay Bay on Sunday.
Brit’s last major tour was in the summer of 04, and she cut it short after an injury. Which is when things started falling off for the girl.
(Flynet)
If a tree falls in the forest and no one gives a rat’s ass, can Britney get her career back? Effectively, a couple hundred losers (and I use this term loosely) paid upwards of $500 to watch this cute lil burnout give a 15 minute rendition of “Puttin’ on the Hits”. Judging by the fat chick that is Britney in these photos, she’s got maybe a 50-50 chance of ever attaining MILF status. Britney, it’s over hun. Buy a nice piece of land overlooking a peaceful valley and park your doublewide ass. Ride Lo
Lorider, I’m LMAO!! Brit just needs to retire and raise her kids the three days a week she gets to have them.
Looks like a blue jean skirt, not a white miniskirt to me. You even have a picture to reference when doing the post. What is going on with this site man?! Retarded cousins write this article too?
Samantha, retarted cousins read the site…why, you’re here aren’t you?
Get a life.
BTW…the white mini skirt comment is from the EOnline linked story, not written by J. Harvey.
If you’re gonna be an ass, at least try to be a smart one.
At least she doesn’t have those God-awful brown boots on (or did she spray paint them white?). She still looks a mess and lip-syncing? Well, the audience shoudl count themselves as lucky, homegirl can’t sing to begin with.
ok, time to pack it in, Brit, you’re career’s officially dead if this is the best you can do.
Just an FYI- there are pictures of Brit at this show in a white micro-MICRO mini. (It may not even be enough to qualify as a skirt, perhaps a wide belt). I don’t know if she did a wardrobe change or if it is under the jeans skirt (yes, that tiny jeans skirt could hide the white skirt about 3 X over, haha)
You can see a pic over at crabbieshollywood.com.
That first picture is absolutely hilarious. She looks pretty special.
Ummm. Yawn. Looks like the Pussy Cat Dolls held auditions and these were the rejects. I think the PCDs do it better–and I HATE THEM. ;o) They’re all two bit, talentless, need-to-dress-like-skanks-to-get-noticed, hoes.
P.S. How does one correctly spell ‘hoes’ anyway? I’m torn between hoes, ho’s, and hos. =p