Britney Spears Bench Presses Her Purse To Prove She’s Back On Top

October 15th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Britney Spears, who is experiencing a comeback in my gay eyes because I actually dig the “Womanizer” video despite the fact that we have to see her naked from the side and she looks like a bratwurst, was photographed on her way into the dance studio today.

She must have a pockmark on her head or her weave came loose because she’s covering up her gorgeous. There’s no need, my darling!

Anyway, good news for the former Slim Jim warrior. Brit Brit has her first number one single since 1999! “Womanizer” jumped from #96 to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 Singles chart this week and set the record for fastest jump!

I knew this would be good when she was dressed as a sexy secretary in a Cate Blanchett in Indiana Jones wig and beating the shit out of some dick in a tie in the video.

“You say I’m crazy…I GOT YO CRAZY!” she sings through multiple layers of robotic-sounding studio layering and sweetening. We love you, Brit Brit!


Britney Spears, who is experiencing a comeback in my gay eyes because I actually dig the “Womanizer” video despite
the fact that we have to see her naked from the side and she looks like
a bratwurst, was photographed on her way into the dance studio today. She
must have a pockmark on her head or her weave came loose because she’s
covering up her gorgeous. There’s no need, my darling!Anyway, good news for the former Slim Jim warrior. Brit Brit has her first number one single
since 1999! “Womanizer” jumped from #96 to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100
Singles chart this week and set the record for fastest jump! I knew this would be good when she was dressed as a sexy secretary in a Cate Blanchett in Indiana Jones wig and beating the shit out of some dick in a tie in the video.”You
say I’m crazy…I GOT YO CRAZY!” she sings through multiple layers of
robotic-sounding studio layering and sweetening. We love you, Brit Brit!

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Comments (7)

  1. Amanda | October 15, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    WOAH! Thats some serious pitt hair! eeek… It just takes a swipe or two in the shower. Not that hard…

  2. X | October 15, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    One word: RAZOR. Thank you for your time to read this..

  3. june | October 15, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    im glad shes back! but did she forgot to shave her armpit????

  4. james12 | October 15, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    hair we go again.

    -Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom-
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  5. Juliana | October 16, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Girlfriend needs to shave them armpits!!!

  6. Grossed out in Indiana | October 16, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Yeah shave those pits nasty girl!!
    Too bad you couldn’t keep on your clothes in your new video. Can’t you sell albums without getting naked???? Not a very good role model for kids!! Puke!!! I actually liked the song until I saw the video….Gag!!!

  7. anthony | October 17, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    Make her go away. Don’t people realize that there are actually talented, hardworking musicians that deserve the spotlight rather than this skank. Her voice is so bad that everything she records is triple layered with a vocoder or numerous filters. She doesnt write or produce her own shit – shes useless. Make her go away!

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